R.I.P. Macho Man...

Fuck, he couldn't wait a day? I mean, it's all supposed to be over tomorrow anyways...

My Slim Jim's will be at half mast from this dark day forward...

An update from Brad Frace...

You remember Brad he's this guy -

check the video yo...

The Fourteen!

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The mighty 14 in front of the 7...

Still leadin' the 7 around.

Oops. Apparently Windham kept telling everyone he was fine. Right up until he started spitting up blood.

K-Dub's acceptance speech from the SX awards banquet the day after the LV SX (short and sweet vid with a jab at the 7).

Stuff...

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This kid here with Mitch, is your 2015 lites SX and lites National champion. His name is Adam Cianciarulo. Remember that name. That complicated, long name.

Fucking Urkel! Wait... that seems harsh. Let's try this - Fuckin' Darkie! Hmm... that seems slightly worse.

Alright, this guy splits from home at 18 with a 17 year old girlfriend (Ellie) and moves to Europe knowing no one. Wins a few GPs in his rookie year and moves to the US. Fast forward a decade and the guy is a 2 time SX champ and the 2009 National MX champ and has more podiums than McGrath or Carmichael. Nice work. Stands a good chance of winning the 2011 National MX championship IMO.

Mo likes GoPro and apparently so does this delectable young lass (click on image to see Mo, I mean more).

Kawasaki let Stewart go to pick up this guy. Kawi seems to like small gingers (wonder when they'll hire Canard).

New pants next year? Maybe? ... Please.

The guy with #1 on his jersey earned that number. No matter what some assholes say.

I'd say it's 1 and 1.a with Dungey and Villopoto outdoors this year.

God, the fucker that rides this thing is fun to watch.

Here's my pick to take the whole thing for 2012...

He may be runnin' the cripple sticks for now but wait til next year. Werd.

And you can take that prediction to the bank.

And boom goes the dynamite.

Las Vegas scores...

Windham entering the track via the stands...

Mauriiiiiiiicccceee... wins the Las Vegas Round. ...Fucker.

Scores an' stuff -

1. MOD - 85 points / really kinda a so-so score but everybody's scores were pretty pooptastic.

2. Timbales - 80 points / Gloria Estefan put best I believe when she stated -

O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh

O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah Yah ya goh O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah O eh, o eh Yah ya goh At night when you turn off all the lights There's no place that you can hide Oh no, the rhythm is gonna get'cha In bed, throw the covers on your head You pretend like you are dead But I know it The rhythm is gonna gey'cha Rhythm is gonna get'cha Rhythm is gonna get'cha Rhythm is gonna get you

2. GAYFOOT, KFOOT? - 80 points / Kenner needed (NEEDED) a win this round and it just didn't happen.

2. Doctor 336 Gee - 80 points / Picking Dungey 16 out of 17 times for the win was not a winning strategy for Grampa Donny this year.

3. Boxer - 75 points / Steven started the year HORRIBLY but got strong through the middle and then slowed again towards the end (he was excited, excited, VERY excited and then suddenly not so excited).

3. HQ - 75 points / FUCKED myself in all three leagues at this round. I wound up falling from 3rd to 7th in the one league I was hoping to win. Fucking Vegas.

4. Jayman - 70 points / Jay had a shot at the series overall win if he could have pulled a good score in Las Vegas. Alas, it was not to be.

Fin.

Finally! It's finally, the final scores for the final time in 2011...

After 17 rounds of ridiculousness we can now crown the winner of the 2011 CFSC... And the winner is ... Mr. Don Reed! No, wait... I just wrote that out of habit.

The winner is -

click image to enlarge or to be repulsed, your choice.

Final tally (finally) -

1. MOD - 805 points (3* wins)

2. KBIGFOOTK - 795 points (3* wins)

3. HgrimacebigstomachronjeremyQ - 780 points (5* wins)

4. VonStarJaySevenFiveThree - 770 points (5* wins)

5. Mr. Herman... phone call for Mr. Herman - 725 points (3* wins)

6. El Box Caro de la Ciudad Temecula - 720 points (2*wins)

7. Poor dr336g just never got the hang of this years format - 675 points (no wins, ...geez)

Thus endeth this years fantasy SX league-eth. Good luck next year!

Vegas rider list...

This photo's for the fag with the gimpy foot (you know who you are, ya' fag).

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450's -

The Contenders - Alessi, Byrne, Dungey, Millsaps, Reed, Short, Stewart, Stroupe, Villopoto, Windham, Weimer

The Challengers - Blose, Freise, Peick, Regal, Wey, Simmonds, Partridge

The Injured - Albertson, Boni, Brayton's a maybe for LV (back), Canard, Grant, Hill, Metcalfe,Tedesco

250 West -

The Contenders - Cunningham, Hansen, Morais, Paluzzi, Rattray, Roczen, Rutherford, Seely, Tickle, Tomac

The Challengers - Davalos, Baker, Blair, Bright, Canada, Hinson, Champion, Gilmore, Marmont, D. Tedder, Vallee

The Injured - Craig, W.Hahn, DeCotis?

250 East -

The Contenders - Anderson, Baggett, Barcia, Lemoine, Martin, R.Sipes, M. Stewart, Vincent, Wilson, Wharton(?) might already be done for the rest of the year. So pick him at your own risk.

The Challengers - Gosselaar, Rife, Audette, Izzi, Catanzaro, Futrell, Kilbarger, J.Sipes, Smith, Hewitt, Keylon, Renner

The Injured - Durham, P.J. Larsen, I. Trettel (in a coma)

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 West riders in the order you believe they will finish

and then please pick your top five 250 East riders in the order you believe they will finish. Now take a short break and rest.

And weee're baaaaack! Okay, there's more - pick the top five riders of the Dave Coombs East/West shootout. Fin!
Good luck in Sinners City...

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team atsergio.heartburn@gmail.com

Salt Lick City scores...

Jay this Tim. Tim this is Jay.

You 'gentlemen' are the proud parents (my two Dads!) of the SLC win.

Everyone else looks likes this -

1. Tim - 45 points

1. Jay - 45 points

2. Box - 40 points

2. HQ - 40 points

3. MOD - 35 points

3. KBK - 35 points

3. 336g - 35 points

Fuckload 'O Points available in Las Vegas...

Overall totals...

Hoo boy, this looks interesting...

I would say the only one that doesn't stand a chance is probably 'Three Time Champ Donny Reed'.
Box and Shoes have a mathematical chance of winning the whole thing, but...
I believe it's gonna come down to the witty, handsome, elegant, contestants with 700 points or more becoming the first winner of the CFSC not named dr336g.

1. MOD - 720 points (2* wins)
2. KBK - 715 points (3* wins)
3. HQ - 705 points (5* wins)
4. 753 - 700 points (5* wins)
5. TH - 645 points (3* wins)
5. Box - 645 points (2* wins)
6. 336 - 595 points

One more and that's all she wrote.

* denotes at least one win that was a tie score