Friday, January 31, 2014

A3 rider list . . .


Tomac's back for A3. Top five maybe or top ten? Whadda ya think?

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, Grant,
The Challengers - Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke
The Injured -  Canard, Millsaps

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Durham, Hill, Stewart, Nelson,
The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada
The Injured - Politelli, Bell


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

San Diego or bust! Can you tell I'm excited for next week?



Oakland scores . . .

LL Scott Champion (Ladies Love Scott Champion), got a little extra motivation from one of the Monster gals. The 84 seems to do alright with the ladies, you should see his girlfriend, she's a smokin' hot little Australian (I'm a sucker for accents, if you're nice I may post a photo of her).
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Whoa, take it easy tough guy . . .  ZC96 goes all Hulkamania and lays the smackdown on folks.

What 'cha gonna do brother indeed!

Steve pulls one outta the hat and correctly picks Short for 10th. Go Steve go!

 1ZebraCharlie96 - 65 points
 4. Donknotts - 55 points
 4. thermana - 55 points
 4. Caja - 55 points
 7. TheHomeTeam - 50 points
 7. KBrian - 50 points
 7. Chiefette - 50 points
10. Maxosity - 45 points
10. Philled - 45 points
10. Shakey'spizzafarts- 45 points

WAY better scores than last week.

This is Champion's steady poon, nice work if you can get it.
Believe it or not this lovely young lass races MX on occasion.
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Overall points totals . . .

Super Motorcross! Catch the fever!
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This is kinda a cool picture so maybe check it out Yo.

Señorita Hermana esta enfrente por ahora, apenas.

CFSC Public Service Announcement - Come on people, learn another language, you'll be glad you did!

 1Timothy - 190 points
 3. Shakedown - 185 points
 3. Steebie - 185 points
 4. zeeceeninersixer - 180 points
 6. Kenfeets - 170 points
 6. Dawnhold - 170 points
 7. Maxosity - 165 points
 9. Chiefer - 160 points
 9. Phillimina - 160 points
10. Mission Control- 145 points

Still in last, this is unacceptable.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Oakland Rider List . . .

This 'ere is McGrath's bike from last weekend. I'm a sucker for those '96 Honda graphics. Sweetness.
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I rarely go out on a limb and make bold predictions (it's simply not my style, I'm really quite reserved) but I'm gonna this week. Here it is - Stewart wins the 450 class this weekend. Stamp it! Don't believe me? Check the results for the last couple of years and tell me who the winner was. Word to your mother.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, Grant,
The Challengers - Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke
The Injured - Tomac, Canard, Millsaps

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Durham, Hill, Stewart, Nelson,
The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada
The Injured - Politelli, Bell


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

The 7, you watch, that shit's money in the bank.


A2 scores Brah . . .

Do you think someone might have had the teenyist doubt that maybe, just maybe, they weren't gonna win another one? This is what showing yourself you can still do it looks like.
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Ohh geez there, with the poor scores and the what not.

Jay Wins! Jay wins! Goddamnit Jay wins!

 1. STARtled - 50 points
 2. Boxster - 40 points
 7. thermano - 35 points
 7. DonHo - 35 points
 7. Maxine - 35 points
 7. KBrian - 35 points
 7. Phillerup - 35 points
10. ZeeCee96 - 30 points
10. The 'Q - 30 points
10. DaChiefthere- 30 points

Let's pick up the pace here Gentlemen, these scores are far below average.

Shitbirds.



Overall Scores an' junk . . .

Some first lap action here. Nice grouping though, huh?
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Goddamnit! This is some real bullshit -
 1GayJayHomo - 140 points
 2. TinyTim - 135 points
 3. Steebie - 130 points
 5. Maxology - 120 points
 5. Kenfeets - 120 points
 8. ZebraCharlie96 - 115 points
 8. phillistine - 115 points
 8. Duhnold - 115 points
 9. GayJay's Brother - 110 points
10. Mission Control- 95 points

Fuckshitfuck.


Friday, January 17, 2014

A2 Rider List . . .

Check out the throwback look on Barcia's Honda. Radical to the max Bro! The thing is fuckin' bitchin', check out the mock fork boots they threw on there, nice touch. It appears that the JGR Yamaha's will be in ol' school 70's Yammie yellow for this race, while the Rock River Yamaha's will be running the 80's white. Although as you may know, the Euro Yamaha's ran the white pretty hard in 70's and 80's as well, moto history Brah.
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Looks like it's gonna be a race time decision for Josh Grant on whether he races or not and apparently Zach Bell is out for the rest of the season (and maybe forever, seriously). I guess Weimer's a little banged up too but he'll be racing.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, Grant,
The Challengers - Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke
The Injured - Tomac, Canard, Millsaps

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Durham, Hill, Stewart, Nelson,
The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada
The Injured - Politelli, Bell


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah.

Best of El Luck-o at the 2nd Anaheim round y'all!

Phoenix Results . . .

The guy that does the graphics for the leader board needs to step up his typing game if Jason Anderson's gonna keep making these late, last lap, passes on Cole Seely. How many times do you think Seely said 'FUCK!' after this race? I'd venture to say it was easily in the mid 50 range.
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And the Arizona round goes the man forever waiting on his surfboard to be done -

 1. Señor Hermanno - 65 points
 5. ZebraCharlie96 - 50 points
 5. Jason's Nephew - 50 points
 5. Caja Fuerte - 50 points
 5. Max's Uncle - 50 points
 8. Philbin - 45 points
 8. GayJay - 45 points
 8. Kentfeet - 45 points
 9. Uncle Donny - 40 points
10. Mission Control- 35 points WHAT!, GODDAMN IT!, COME ON!


The Overall Scoreage Yo . . .

Dude right here was straight terrorizing the track and demoralizing the competition in Phoenix. Bro takes chances and rides like he's mad at the dirt.
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And the homo out front first is -
 1El Señor Hermanno - 100 points
 3. Boxeo - 90 points
 3. GayJay - 90 points
 5. Maxosity - 85 points
 5. Kenfeets- 85 points
 9. ZC96 - 80 points
 9. GayJay's Brother - 80 points
 9. Philna - 80 points
 9. Uncle Donny - 80 points
10. Mission Control- 65 points

Wow, Tim even broke into the triple digits already, whoa, slow it down lady.

In the six year history of the CFSC, I don't think I've ever been last. This shit sucks.

I quit.




Thursday, January 9, 2014

Phoenix Rider list . . .



Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing (Chief, I'm looking at you).

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, Grant,
The Challengers - Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke
The Injured - Tomac (shoulder) and Goerke (finger) is iffy and will decide Saturday if they're racing or not. Definitely not racing - Canard, Millsaps

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Durham, Hill, Bell, Stewart, Nelson,
The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada
The Injured - Politelli (femur)


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah.

*Side - Note : The lovely young lass pictured below is also known as Phoenix. Phoenix Marie actually.

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Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Draught . . .

Waaaaa . . .

Just a quick reminder of who y'all drafted. Ya, yeller bellied, lily livered, pansies.

Phil - Weimer
Jason - Tickle
Donny - Peick
Steve - Grant
Tim - Brayton
HQ - Hill
Ken - Tedesco
Jay - Chisholm
Zach - Alessi
Max - Short

Werd to ya mutha.

A1 Scores . . .

Oopsie . . .

The typical early round, low/tight results. No one was brilliant enough to pick the 10th placer, so there isn't a lot of separation in scores. C'est la vie.

Frickin' Jay wins the frickin' first round. What a frickin' frick. FRICK!
Several other Fancy Lads were fortunate enough to receive equal 4th place, the likes of which included - three time CFSC Champion Mrs. Donald Peed, Mr. Kent Kendall and starting out his 2014 CFSC season uncharacteristically strong - "The King of Lovers Rock, Riddim, Roots and Dancehall, Lil' Stevie Martinez! Jah, Rastafari!

Everyone else kind a, sort a, suckled monkey nuts.

The Damage -
1. Starsprinkle - 45 points   <<< fag
4. drCREEPYg - 40 points
4. Mr. Bigfoot - 40 points
4. Boxcutter - 40 points
7. Phyllis - 35 points
7. Mr. Herman - 35 points
7. Maxosity - 35 points
9. ZC96 - 30 points
9. Mission Control - 30 points
9. Quief - 30 points

Well better luck in Phoenix ever'body!

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Willkommen . . .

This is local artisan Corey Cava enjoying a rambunctious little Syrah (that's a type of fancy red wine, you filthy savages) from The Peppermill Cup. The Peppermill Cup will be the perpetual trophy given to the current CFSC champ to possess during their reign as CFSC champion. Corey was kind enough to facilitate the etching of The Peppermill Cup and also created the winner's plaques, which will be handed out at Jay's prior to the A1 viewing . . . 'CFSC gettin' more legit as time goes on'
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Ah, 2014.
A new year, The Year Of The Horse in the Chinese lunar calendar (A.K.A. The Year of HQ!). A time to shake off the last year and come charging into the new year refreshed, renewed, focused.

A slight modification has been made to the rules for 2014. We will be instituting a rider draft this year.
The draft choice order was determined by your finish in the 2013 CFSC. Each participant in the CFSC will pick one rider from the available riders (chosen by CFSC Mission Control). That rider will be your rider for the entire year. You will not have to pick that rider for your team each week if you do not want to. Depending on where your drafted rider finishes at the end of the year, you will be eligible for bonus points ranging from 300 points for the highest placing draft pick, 280 for the second 270 for the third, 260 for the fourth, etc.

The rider draft will take place at Jay's prior to the A1 viewing.

The riders list (for A1, not the draft) is posted below (simply scroll down) Best of luck with your picks and thanks for playing.

A1 Rider List

Everyone's favorite lil' Kraut, Kenny R. floatin' one over the A1 infield earlier today.
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So get up. a get. get, get down . . .
Pick 'em yo . . .

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, Tomac, Grant,
The Challengers - Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke
The Injured - Canard, Millsaps

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Durham, Hill, Bell, Stewart, Nelson,
The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah.

Best of luck in Anaheim gentlemen.