Saturday, February 28, 2015

ATL 2 Rider List Brah . . .

Atlanta 2 Brah. Dig it!

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, Tonus
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, DeCotis, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Here we go! Let's get it started ! . . .

ATL 1 Scores . . .

Look, F#cking Ken laid one down this week, bottom line. The paint fumes focused his moto powers and he came away with a big one for this round. He even somehow managed to pick the 10th place guy, just to pad his queer score even more. Fancy Lad, eh, Kenner? Was Gayfoot's score enough to take back over the overall lead? Well, we will see.

Check your scores. It's late and I started drinking early (I apparently have nothing to lose lately). For serious Bro. check your scores. Please and thank you.


 1. F#ckingKenner -  70 points
 2. Starqueen789- 55 points
 4. ZACHNESS - 45 points
 4. M/O/E - 45 points
 6. TLH - 40 points
 6. Uncle Donny - 40 points
 7. Muckswell - 35 points
 9. Cheat  Chief - 30 points
 9. HQ - 30 points
10. Boxin' it - 20 points

You're going to London! Okay! You're going to London . . . (this is all still part of the pleep, ploop sketch, which someday you all will see.

Maybe today! . . .




The Overall Scorage Bro . . .

Davalos  (47) . . .  I don't know, I think he's been racing the 250 class longer than Hansen at this point. Personally I'm sick of looking at the guy. Move up to the 450's or retire already for f#cks sake.
Butts.
Kenner regains the lead. Strange.
Butts and wieners.
There was some confusion last week as to what 'peens' were. There was some discussion on whether they were peni (which they were). So in order to clarify things this week we will refer to them as wieners, which seems a pretty universal term for peni/cock/dick/dong.

So  - The number one guy is currently The World's Greatest Lover of Butts and Wieners™. thermann winds up as the The Worlds Greatest Lover of Butts and Peens™ everybody else is totally the The Coolest Bro Ever

Mauri moves up one, Max moves down one.

Here's how it looks -

 1. KBK - 310 points
 2. thermann - 305 points
 3. Jay - 290 points
 4. M/O/E - 265 points
 5. mixwell - 260 points
 6. Zach - 255 points
 7. Chief - 240points
 8. HQ - 230 points
 9. Donald - 220 points
10. Steve - 195 points

On to Atlanta deux, les homos . . .

Friday, February 20, 2015

ATL1 Rider List . . .

The first of two Atlantas. Dig it!

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, Tonus
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, DeCotis, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Pleep ploop . . .

Dallas Scores . . .

Savatgy looked pretty good, I say he wins one before the season's over.
Jason (kinda) wins for the 3rd time, although he does share this win with the young-blood duo of Maxosity5000 and ZC9XI.

Nonebody (*YES I meant to spell it that way) picked the 10th place dude. Bummer Broski.

What if I told you - You Momma so fat, she sat on her iphone and turnt it into an ipad. Would that make you concerned for your mother's weight and blood pressure and also the diabeetus that the poor woman would probably have? I sure hope so. 'Cause if indeed yo Momma's large enough to change the shape and size of a phone into the shape and size of a tablet, well Cap'n, thats something pretty special. I mean to be able to generate the correct pressure and heat to flatten an object as robustly built as an iphone and shift it's shape into that of an ipad, that's gotta be near impossible right?

I might be drinkin'.


 1. Chiefer - 20 points
 1. Maximus - 20 points
 1. ZCIX6 -  20 points
 9. HQ- 15 points
 9. BOX! - 15 points
 9. KBK - 15 points
 9. Charles M. Gyenes - 15 points
 9. Starpeen69 - 15 points
 9. shermann- 15points
10.Uncle Donald- 10 points

Is that the end of the song? 'Cause I gotta say if it is, I loved it! . . .

Oh yeah, since Jason kinda won this happens . . .


Overall scores Yo . . .

Them KTM fellers sure are happy for some reason.
Butts.
Butts and peens.
The number one guy is currently The World's Greatest Lover of Butts and Peens
Everyone else is totally the The Coolest Bro Ever

Hey now! Max moves up, M/O/E moves down.

Here's how it looks -

 1. Tim - 265 points
 2. KBK - 240 points
 3. Jay - 235 points
 4. Maxi___ - 225 points
 5. M/O/E - 220 points
 7. Zach - 210 points
 7. Chief - 210 points
 8. HQ - 200 points
 9. Donald - 180 points
10. Steve - 175 points

Let us enjoy the first of two Atlanta's, shall we?

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Dallas Rider list . . .

Gonna go 450's only this week. All these East division kids are coming in cold, so who knows who's gonna do what. I figure we watch the two five ohs this week and then put them in the mix next week once they have a race under their belt.

So again, 450s only this week, plus the 450 10th place guy.

Peick's supposed to try and race this week but he's gonna be a game time decision so pick him at your own peril.

No need to/don't pick a 250 team.

Cheers!

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn, Brayton, Wilson, Barcia


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

San Diego Scores . . .

Jason wins (again? I think this is his 2nd win this year.), which means he'll receive a special treat maybe this week. Chief was also the only person to pick the 10th place dude this week (Anderson).

A LOT of you got escrewed (*español for screwed. No, actually that's not really español) by your 250 teams. Kenfoot, Jay, Charles, Zach, Tim and Steven I'm looking at you.

 1. Chiefer - 55 points
 2. Maximus - 50 points
 5. ZC96 -  40 points
 5. HQ- 40 points
 5. Uncle Donny - 40 points
 8. KBK - 35 points
 8. Charles M. Gyenes - 35 points
 8. Starpeen69 - 35 points
10. Mighty Mighty Boxtone- 30 points
10. thermann- 30 points

Ah pleep, ploop, pleep, ploop ah pleepity, ploop . . .

Oh yeah, since Jason won this happens . . .





Overall Scores after Saint Diego . . .

Tim may have lost the battle but he's still winning the war.
Jason moves up one, Zach moves down one.
Everyone else kinda stays the same.

Here's how it breaks down -

 1. Tim - 250 points
 2. KBK - 225 points
 3. Jay - 220 points
 5. Maurice - 205 points
 5. Max - 205 points
 7. Zach - 190 points
 7. Chief 190 points
 8. HQ - 185 points
 9. Donald - 170 points
10. Steve - 160 points

East Coast now for six weeks or so.

Saturday, February 7, 2015

San Diego rider list . . .

Barcia is out for San Diego and maybe longer after a mid-week crash while practicing. Tickle is back in after missing A3.
Alessi is still a dumb, dumb.

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge.
The Injured - W.Hahn, Peick, Brayton, Wilson, Barcia

250's -
The Contenders -  Nelson, Osborne, Hill, Bowers, Webb, Stewart, McElrath, Plessinger
The Challengers - Canada, Hansen, Bell, Izzi, T.Hahn, Politelli, A. Martin, Champion
The Injured - Bisceglia, Durham, Leib

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Pleep ploop . . .

A3 Scoreage Broage . . .

This was a very clear and definitive win for this weeks winner.
The winner is also the only one who picked the 10th place 450 dude.

Zach posts a good score and nabs 2nd (would have been tied for the win with this weeks winner, if this weeks winner hadn't of picked the 10th place dude).

Steve lands on the podium for the first time (maybe?) this year. Good on ya Bro!

 1. Rim Canyon - 65 points
 z. Zachariah - 50 points
 3. The Boxcar™ -  45 points
 6. HQ- 40 points
 6. Starshiney748 - 40 points
 6. Methwell - 40 points
 7. Uncle Donnie - 35 points
10. MODrice - 30 points
10. Chief- 30 points
10. Fuckin' Kenner - 30 points

The winner kinda handed out a paddlin'.

Oh well there's always this week.

Overall Scores after A3 . . .

There has been a change at the top of the results. Former CFSC champ therman now sits atop the leader board. KBK had unfortunate timing for a sub average score, while Tim posted one of the higher scores of the season so far

Jay retains his podium position.
Zach jumps a couple spots up the standings.

Here's how it breaks down -

 1. Tim - 220 points
 2. KBK - 190 points
 3. Jay - 185 points
 4. Maurice - 170 points
 5. Max - 155 points
 6. Zach - 150 points
 7. HQ- 145 points
 8. Chief - 135 points
10. Donald - 130 points
10. Steve - 130 points

On to Petco Brah!