Saturday, March 28, 2015

St Louis . . .

Matt Lemoine was back for the Detroit round . . . for a little while. Oopsie.
450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely, Peick
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Brayton, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge
The Injured - Weimer, Canard, W.Hahn, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi,

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Buried my Mom today. Talk about the suck. FUCK so fucking horrible. Fuck.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer Steven M. Martinez (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Detroit Scores . . .

I'm the only one to pick the 10th place guy (Brayton).

I win again!

Suck it!

Thanks!

 1. Sonny - 60 points
 5. Jason - 55 points
 5. Jay - 55 points
 5. Tim - 55 points
 5. Maurice - 55 points
 7, Steve - 45 points
 7. Donny - 45 points
 9. Max - 40 points
 9. Ken - 40 points
10. Zach - 35 points

Since I won this happens, same one as the last time I won, -


Overall after Detroit . . .

Tomaco . . .
Now. -

 1. thermann - 495 points
 2. Jay - 490 points
 3. Ken - 470 points
 5. Max - 440 points
 5. The Notorious C/M/G - 440 points
 6. Zachristy- 410 points
 8. Jason - 400 points
 8. Sonny - 400 points
 9. Donny - 380 points
10. Steve - 335 points

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Detroit rider list . . .

Brayton's supposed to be back for this round. So . . . pick him, maybe?

5th? 10th? He's fast but don't know what his fitness is like?

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely, Peick
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Brayton, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi,

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Super bummed. Miss you Mom.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer Steven M. Martinez (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Indy scores . . .

Jay got 4 out five exacts on his 450 team.

No one picked the 10th place rider (Jake Weimer).

 1. Jay - 50 points
 3. Max - 45 points
 3. Tim - 45 points
 4. Ken - 40 points
 5. Maurice - 35 points
 7, Zach - 30 points
 7. Donny - 30 points
 8. Steve - 25 points
10. Sonny - 20 points
10. Jason - 20 points

Since Jay won this happens -
Corky, he's a 'special' kind of hero.

Overall scores after Indy . . .

Now. -

 1. thermann - 440 points
 2. Jay - 435 points
 3. Ken - 430 points
 4. Max - 400 points
 5. The Notorious C/M/G - 385 points
 6. Zachristy- 375points
 7. Jason - 345 points
 8. Sonny - 340 points
 9. Donny - 335points
10. Steve - 290 points

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Indy Riders List . . .

Jeebus, it's almost 2am, you would think I'd be done with this by now.

More dudes out this week. In the 4 five ohs - Roczen, Alessi and Hill are out and in the 2 five ohs - Tonus is not suiting up this weekend.

So there, if you don't know, now you know.

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi,

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Feeling slightly better. I think. Maybe.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Daytuna scores . . .

Bogle's gotta win one soon right? Maybe? No? Whatta ya say?
 Just a reminder to you all. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste. So regardless of how many Kerouac recitals and museums Charlie The Tuna visits or how many glasses of Dom Perignon he swills down his dirty tuna throat whilst wearing his jaunty beret and ever so hipster Wayfarer glasses he is not gonna be worthy of slaughter by the Starkist Tuna Canning Company (now owned by the Korean Conglomerate Dongwan Industries) or any of it's domestic or offshore subsidiaries. Fuckin' dummy (Charlie The Tuna, not you . . . You're fucking awesome, for realz tho). Info Bro, learn some stuff.
I'm drunk.

No one picked the 10th place guy again. WTF Brah?.

Check this though -

I won muthafuckas.

That's all you really need to know. With the exception of this - LISTEN TO AS MUCH 'HARD GIRLS', 'LANDLORD', 'BENNY THE JET RODRIGUEZ' & 'TOYS THAT KILL' AS YOU CAN! Thanks.

Stuff's getting hard to read and whatnot for me. Lemme know if you have any questions concerning your score this week. Cheers yo.


 1. Yours Truly Yo - 55 points
 5. The PNW's favorite son, Timber - 50 points
 5. Jayster - 50 points
 5. C/M/G - 50 points
 5. ZC IX VI - 50 points
 7, Kennethhookerbitcoinbigfootgoldminer - 45 points
 7. ThatMaxKid - 45 points
 8. JEFE - 40 points
10. Donald / From the Gaelic name Domhnall, which means "ruler of the world' - 35 points
10. Steven / Derived from the Greek name Στέφανος (Stéfanos), in turn from the Greek word "στέφανος", meaning 'wreath, crown, honor, reward' - 35 points


Since I won, this happens . . .
Karen Gilian. Hot as the sun Bro. That lilting Scottish accent just makes it even better.






Friday, March 13, 2015

Overall scores after the Daytona Supercross by Honda round of Monster Energy Supercross an FIM World Championship . . .

Fuck! . . . Goddamn it . . . Marvin's limber. Look at that shit, he's like some kinda contortionist or something. No wonder he's caning everybody. Years of training people, that's how you reach that kind of circus quality contortionism. Damn.
Shit got tighter Yo.

A former owner of what was at it's time the pinnacle of off-road motorized transportation - the Yamaha Tri Moto™, Mr. Rim Canyon takes the lead.

Barely.

Kenner and Jay are essentially the thorns in Timmy's side.

Max, Charles and Zach are in a heated little battle and with nine rounds in the books they still look to have a shot at the overall title.

Truth be told, Jason may still have a shot too. Maybe-ish.

Donny . Steve and I, maybe not so much.


Here's how it looks -

 1. thermann - 395 points
 2. Kenny - 390points
 3. J/A/Y - 385 points
 4. Maxwelt - 355 points
 5. The Notorious C/M/G - 350 points
 6. Zachristy- 345points
 7. Chiefistan - 325 points
 8. Uncle 336g - 270 points
 9. Mission Control - 265points
10. Steve - 230 points

Onto Indy 'cause something has to happen in Indianapolis at some point.
Indiana, ugh. Why?

Also I'd like to take a sec' and give a shout out to Opee The Moto Dog who came to his reward this week. Ride/Rest In Peace Homie! (pours some delicious Beam Rye out on the ground  down his throat in Opee's honor).

Cheers Opee!


Saturday, March 7, 2015

Daytona Riders List . . .

Artsy Daytona shot per usual.
Daytona. I'm going heavy on Martin, Baggett, Dungey and Tomac on this one, 'cause it's kinda more an outdoor race than it is a Supercross but whateves, let's see what happens.

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, Tonus
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, DeCotis, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. I need a job Yo. This unemployed/no structure thing is not
going well at all. I'm slipping right back into 'Suicide Season' and that shit hasn't happened since 2012. Not good Yo.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!


ATL 2 Scores . . .

Jeremy Martin had some sweet ass 70's/80's inspired graphics on his motor scooter.
No one picked the 10th place guy.

I'm incredibly disappointed by this and am contemplating shucking the whole season into the bin.

In any case here's what happened.

Woempner Brothers tie for equal 4th.


 1. Donald Q, Reed -  50 points
 1. Maxwell Montenegro Woempner- 50 points
 4. Chief - 45 points
 4. Jay - 45 points
 6. TLH - 40 points
 6. Zachariahnessmen - 40 points
10, Charles M. - 35 points
10. Mission Control - 35 points
10. Kenner - 35points
10. Esteban - 35 points


Since Uncle Donny (Suzuki Fan) and Maxwell (Geetar and cigarette fan)
kinda won, this happens . . .

For The One -
The tire warmers are a bit much but whatever the graphics are pretty tight Yo (Baggett's bike).

For The Other - 
An absolutely underwhelming Marlboro Guitar case (signed by Gregg Allman or some s#it).

Whata ya gonna do?

Overall score after ATL 2 . . .

Josh Hill's Yammie Ha was flying the 90's GP livery/Doug Henry '97 graphics tribute.
Shit got tight Yo.

Timmy and Kenny have an equal score.

Jay and Max remain in sniffing distance of 1st.

Donny moves up one. I move down one.


Here's how it looks -

 1. KBK - 345 points
 1. thermann - 345 points
 3. Jay - 335points
 4. M/A/X - 310 points
 5. Charles - 300 points
 6. Zach - 295 points
 7. Chief - 285points
 8. Uncle 336g - 270 points
 9. Mission Control - 265points
10. Steve - 230 points

Daytona Yo!