Seattle scores...

... Why?... I wook hart to get my place bootiful...

Who knew cursing could be so much FUN! This thing still makes me laugh and cry (from laughing!).

Totes awesome bro-dawg!

Uh, ... I win AGAIN!

I think that's three in a row, a.k.a. 'A Turkey', a.k.a. 'The Hat Trick', a.k.a. 'Grimacing'...

The rest of the scores look like something from the Special Olympics (where nobody finishes off the podium).

1. HQ - 35 points

2.MOD - 30 points

2. Jay - 30 points

2. Tim - 30 points

2. Box - 30 points

3. Don - 25 points

3. Ken - 25 points

On to SLC.

Overall totals...

Make sure to WD-40 the shit out of your bearings (Guy Grundy does)...

What doesn't this video have?

You have to check out Sausage Fingers breaking it down at about 3:08 into the video.

There is also an interesting snippet on unlimbited downhill skater and former professional motorcycle racer Mike Johnson.

Former 'sicle racer and downhill skater? Talk about an adrenaline junkie! Kick up your heel and relax Mike!

This video does take a bit of an uncomfortable turn at about 8:25 . That's when 'Master of the Magic Rolling Board' Ed Madeliene gets a little too chummy (for my liking) with Stacy Peralta (two-up on one board? c'mon guys).

The Baldy stuff looks cool (weird to see that place with almost no graffiti) right up until they butt hump the footage by turning it upside down (oh well). All in all, I give Pyramid Films 'The Magic Rolling Board' an enthusiastic 8.2 on the CFSC entertain-o-meter.

Everything's starting to shake out now, no more ties. She's still really close -

1. MOD - 685 points (2* wins)

2. KBK - 680 points (3* wins)

3. HQ - 665 points (5 * wins, that's right FIVE wins. Suck it.)

4. Jay - 655 points (4* wins)

5. Box - 605 points (2* wins)

6. Tim - 600 points (2 wins)

7. 336g - 560 points

Two races and six mains to go. This is going to come down to Las Vegas to see who's crowned CFSC Champ for 2011 (I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the odds are that the three time champ known as 'Three Time Champ Don Reed' will not be the 2011 CFSC Champ. Probably).

* denotes at least one win that was a tie score

Son of a Bitch...

Fuckin' Herman's...

Now I've gone from suicidal to a Nihilist (but without the impulse to destroy). I believe in nothing and am skeptical of everything. Although you have to admire Mark's commitment to his role, I mean the guy shaved his face and tucked his shirt into his shorts for God's sake.

Everyone's a fucker.

Seattle track map...

Seattle rider list...

Seattle's Villopoto's home race, also it might be muddy. Windham likes sloppy tracks, I'm just sayin'.

450's -

The Contenders - Alessi, Byrne, Dungey, Reed, Short, Stewart, Stroupe, Tedesco, Villopoto, Windham

The Challengers - Blose, Freise, Peick, Chisholm, Regal, Wey, Simmonds, Partridge, Izoird,

The Injured - Albertson, Boni, Brayton's a maybe for Seattle (back), Canard (femur) Grant, Hill, Metcalfe, Millsaps is a probably for Seattle (wrist),Weimer

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Do not pick a 250 team this week. We'll pick up the 250 West guys in Salt Lake City.

Good luck in Seattle...

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Bummer...

This guy's hurt...

Broken femur apparently, guessing it's not a complete fracture because it looks like the healing time is gonna be six weeks.

For Seattle...

This guy's in 1st.

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We will be running 450's only this week. So pick the top five 450 guys and 10th place for the Seattle round. Please don't pick any 250's this week.

St. Louis scores...

This guy's in 2nd.

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Me. Me. Me.

Then some ties.

Then Mr. Hey Buddy

Then those two again.

Then 753.

1. HQ - 70 points

2. MOD - 65 points

2. KBK - 65 points

3. Don - 60 points

4. Tim - 50 points

4. Box - 50 points

5. Jay - 45 points

Pretty good scores this week. God knows how next weeks scores will be.

L'en général (The overall)...

These two are constantly locating each other on the track.

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MOD and KBK are still duking it out.

HQ surpasses JStar for second.

Steve and Tim are like Reed and Stewart and can't stop finding each other.

Donny's been getting decent scores lately but he's going to have to put together some big scores in these last few rounds to climb out of the basement.

1. MOD - 655 points (2* wins)

1. KBK - 655 points (3* wins)

2. HQ - 630 points (4* wins)

3. Jay - 625 points (4* wins)

4. Box - 575 points (2* wins)

5. Tim - 570 points (2 wins)

6. Don - 535 points

3 rounds left.

Music Monday...

9 seconds that will change the future...

BMX kids will be doing this in a couple years, the way skaters do ollies now.

Goddamn Euros, they adopted the metric system in the 1800's, they've been paying 4 bucks a gallon or more for gas for a decade and now all of a sudden they're kickflipping bicycles. They're from the future I bet.

You really should watch this full screen. Really.

St. Louis rider list...

Please enjoy a screen capture from the 80's SEMENial homo-erotic classic "Barebacking Puerto Rican Hardboys 3"...

Soft lights, satin sheets, Cheetos, Diet Coke and Passionfruit lube...

450's -

The Contenders - Alessi, Byrne, Canard, Dungey, Reed, Short, Stewart, Stroupe, Tedesco, Villopoto, Windham

The Challengers - Blose, Freise, Peick, Chisholm, Regal, Wey, Simmonds, Partridge, Byrne, Izoird,

The Injured - Albertson, Boni, Brayton's a maybe for St. Louis (back), Grant, Hill, Metcalfe, Millsaps is a maybe for St. Louis (wrist),Weimer

250's -

The Contenders - Anderson, Baggett, Barcia, Lemoine, Martin, R.Sipes, M. Stewart, Vincent, Wilson, Wharton

The Challengers - Gosselaar, Rife, Audette, Izzi, Catanzaro, Futrell, Kilbarger, J.Sipes, Smith, Hewitt, Keylon, Renner

The Injured - Durham, P.J. Larsen, I. Trettel (in a coma)

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

Good luck in St. Louis...

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team atsergio.heartburn@gmail.com

Dallas scores...

This kid's won 3 races this season. Would you have guessed that at the beginning of the year?

Tie win! ...Again.

Mauri and I tag team the top step of the podium.

Steve makes sweet love to the 2nd step of the podium.

Ken and Tim tie for sloppy 3rds.

1. MOD - 60 points

1. HQ - 60 points

2. Steve - 55 points

3. Tim - 50 points

3. Ken - 50 points

4. Jay - 45 points

4. Donny - 45 points

4 rounds left, I think. On to St. Louis...

Overall totals...

350cc's of anger in front of everything else.

Mauri moves into a tie for the lead with Kenner.

Jay's 10 back. I kinda get in the mix.

Steve and Tim are locked in a battle of death for a couple months now.

Donny remains in the basement but could catch Steve or Tim still, maybe.

Donny has yet to win a round

Jay has won 4 rounds and isn't in 1st. WTF?

1. KBK - 590 points (3* wins)

1. MOD - 590 points (2* wins)

2. Jay - 580 points (4* wins)

3. "Fuck you Grimace!", "Ron Jeremy!", "Hey, Big Stomach!" - 560 points (3* wins)

4. Box - 525 points (2* wins)

5. Tim - 520 points (2 wins)

6. Don - 475 points

* denotes at least one win that was a tie score

(and yes, a couple years ago when I was rocking a mustache and hadn't cut my hair in a while some motherfucker screamed "Ron Jeremy" at me from a passing car. Someday I hope to know why strangers yell shit at me.)

Dallas rider list...

Stewart's mug shot. It looks way better than mine.

450's -

The Contenders - Brayton, Canard, Dungey, Metcalfe, Millsaps, Reed, Short, Stewart, Stroupe, Tedesco, Villopoto, Windham

The Challengers - M. Alessi, Blose, Boni, Freise, Peick, Chisholm, Regal, Wey, Seely, Simmonds, Partridge, Byrne, Izoird,

The Injured - Albertson, Grant, Hill, Weimer

250's -

The Contenders - Anderson, Baggett, Barcia, Lemoine, Martin, R.Sipes, Vincent, Wilson, Wharton

The Challengers - Gosselaar, Rife, Audette, M.Stewart, Izzi, Catanzaro, Futrell, Larsen, Kilbarger, J.Sipes, Smith, Hewitt, Keylon, Renner

The Injured - Durham, I. Trettel (in a coma)

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

Good luck in Dallas...

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team atsergio.heartburn@gmail.com

Toronto scores...

Your new points leader. Will he be the 2011 champ?

Jorky pours on the coals this week. Jay wins by 15 points.

Nobody picks 10th.

1. Jay - 65 points

2. Tim - 50 points

3. MOD - 45 points

3. Box - 45 points

3. KBK - 45 points

4. Don - 40 points

5. HQ - 30 points

I manage to finish last in 2 leagues this week.

Overall totals...

Dungey wins one.

It's getting tight at both ends of this thing...

1. KBK - 540 points (3* wins)

2. Jay - 535 points (4* wins)

3. MOD - 530 points (1 win)

4. HQ - 500 points (2 wins)

5. Box - 470 points (2* wins)

5. Tim - 470 points (2 wins)

6. Don - 430 points

* denotes at least one win that was a tie score

What is going on over there...

Stewart's really falling apart...

Toronto rider list...

450's -

The Contenders - Brayton, Canard, Dungey, Metcalfe, Millsaps, Reed, Short, Stewart, Stroupe, Tedesco, Villopoto, Windham

The Challengers - M. Alessi, Blose, Boni, Freise, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Seely, Simmonds, Partridge, Byrne, Izoird,

The Injured - Albertson, Grant, Hill, Weimer

250's -

The Contenders - Anderson, Baggett, Barcia, Lemoine, Martin, R.Sipes, Vincent, Wilson, Wharton

The Challengers - Gosselaar, Rife, Audette, M.Stewart, Izzi, Catanzaro, Futrell, Larsen, Kilbarger, J.Sipes, Smith, Hewitt, Keylon, Renner

The Injured - Durham, I. Trettel (in a coma)

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

Good luck in Toronto...

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team atsergio.heartburn@gmail.com

Jacksonville scores...

1. Tim - 40 points

2. Jay - 35 points

2. HQ - 35 points

2. MOD - 35 points

3. Box - 30 points

3. Ken - 30 points

3. Don - 30 points

No one picked 10th place this week.

Overall totals...

1. KBK - 495 points (3*wins)

2. MOD - 485 points (1* win)

3. Jay - 470 points (3* wins)

3. HQ - 470 points (2 wins)

4. Box - 425 points (2* wins)

5. Tim - 420, Legalize it! (2 wins)

6. Don - 390 points

Carlsbad, April 1982...

I think this may have been an experiment or maybe the promoters had kind of a twisted sense of humor...

Carlsbad Raceway and rain, not a phrase you want to hear - let alone participate in.

It had rained for days prior to this race.

There were about 10 or 12 people who wanted to race, so they shortened the track and raced.

It was a 1 class open displacement race so mini's to 480's were going at it.

I don't think there was a scoring sheet this day, because nobody won. Nobody finished.

My feeling is that the real hero of the day is whoever shot this video. You know that camera was as big as a microwave and probably weighed as much as an 8 year old child.

Jacksonville track map...

Stewart's home race, wonder how he'll do...

Jacksonville rider list...

Seely on the Factory Honda 450 (finished 9th in Indy) -

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450's -

The Contenders - Brayton, Canard, Dungey, Metcalfe, Millsaps, Reed, Short, Stewart, Stroupe, Tedesco, Villopoto, Windham

The Challengers - M. Alessi, Blose, Boni, Freise, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Seely, Simmonds, Partridge, Byrne, Izoird,

The Injured - Albertson, Grant, Hill, Weimer

250's -

The Contenders - Anderson, Baggett, Barcia, Lemoine, Martin, R.Sipes, Vincent, Wilson, Wharton

The Challengers - Gosselaar, Rife, Audette, M.Stewart, Izzi, Catanzaro, Futrell, Larsen, Kilbarger, J.Sipes, Smith, Hewitt, Keylon, Renner

The Injured - Durham, I. Trettel (in a coma)

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

Good luck in Jacksonville...

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team atsergio.heartburn@gmail.com