Las Vegas Rider List . . .

Only Jay, Tim and Ken will enter this one and will pick a 450 team plus 450 10th place dude.

Points are doubled. 20 for exact, 10 for top five, 30 for 10th place rider.

Reed's a maybe, Short's out

Enter your teams via e-mail. text or hard copy. Do not post in comments in order to cut down on petty strategery.

Word.

450's -

The Contenders -   Dungey, Tomac, Reed?, Anderson, Seely, Peick, Barcia

The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Brayton, Tickle, Chisholm, Wey, LaMay, Partridge
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi, Albertson, Canard, Short, Weimer, Milsaps?

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.

e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer Steven M. Martinez (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

NY / NJ Scores . . .

Zach getting all five 250 guys correct and in order helped his win for sure. Nice Jerb!

 1. Zach - 65 points
 2. Jay - 60 points
 4. Tim - 55 points
 4. HQ- 55 points
 7. Ken - 45 points
 7, Chief - 45 points
 7. Donald - 45 points
 8. Max - 40 points
10. Boxcar - No team
10. Maurice - No team

Overall / Moves to Championship Round . . .

Top Overall Scores.

These three gentlemen move on to the Las Vegas / Championship Round.

 1. Jay - 720 points
 2. Tim - 715 points
 3. KBK- 690 points

Bon chance monsieurs!

Overall / Done for the year . . .

Thanks for playing! Better luck next year!

 4. Max - 595 points
 5. HQ - 590 points
 6. Don- 580 points
 7. Zach - 565 points
 8, Chief - 505 points
 9. M/O/E - 490 points
10. Steven Michael - 410 points

New Rutherford SX Rider List . . .

Mid - Day Madness -

450's -

The Contenders -  Short, Dungey, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely, Peick, Barcia

The Challengers -  McElrath, Grant, Baggett, Brayton, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, LaMay, Partridge
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi, Albertson, Canard, Milsaps?

250's -

The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis

The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Super bummed. Miss you Mom.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer Steven M. Martinez (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Santa Clara . . .

Santa Clara Scores -

Ken got all the 250 dudes right,
did alright with the 450 guys too.

Jay had a big week also.   -

 1. Ken - 90 points
 2. Jay - 75 points
 4. Tim - 55 points
 4. Don- 55 points
 5 .Max - 50 points
 6, HQ - 45 points
 7. Box - 30 points
 8. Chief - 20 points
10. Zach - No team
10. Maurice - No team

Overall points -

Dead heat y'all -

 1. thermann - 660 points
 1. Jay - 660 points
 3. Ken - 645 points
 4. Max - 555 points
 6. Donny - 535 points
 6. HQ - 535 points
 7. Zach - 500 points
 8. M/O/E - 490 points
 9. Chief - 460 points
10. Steve - 410 points

Houston . . .

Houston Scores   -

 1. Tim - 50 points
 2. Donny - 45 points
 4. HQ - 40 points
 4. Jay- 40 points
 5. KBK - 35 points
 0, Zach - No team
 0 Steve - No team
 0. M/O/E - No team
 0. Max - No team
 0. Chief - No team

Overall points -

 1. thermann - 605 points
 2. Jay - 585 points
 3. Ken - 555 points
 4. Max- 505 points
 5. Zach - 500 points
 7. HQ - 490 points
 7. M/O/E- 490 points
 8. Donny - 480 points
 9. Chief - 440 points
10. Steve - 380 points

St. Louis . . .

St. Louis Scores   -

 1. Max - 65 points
 3. Tim - 60 points
 3. Zach - 60 points
 5. Don- 55 points
 5. Jay - 55 points
 8, HQ - 50 points
 8 Ken - 50 points
 8. M/O/E - 50 points
 9. Steve - 45 points
10. Chief - 40 points

Overall points -

 1. thermann - 555 points
 2. Jay - 545 points
 3. Ken - 520 points
 4. Max - 505 points
 5. Zach - 500 points
 6. M/O/E-rice - 490 points
 8. HQ - 450 points
 8. Jason - 440 points
 9. Donny - 435 points
10. Steve - 380 points

Santa Clara rider list . . .

No one cares, half you fuckers haven't even entered a team the last two weeks. So, why should I do this? Waste of time for everybody.

Enter your team or don't I don't give a fuck. Hopefully, this is the last year this stupid shit happens.
I could be out doin' fun shit, not here doing fucking math.

I have St. Louis and Houston scores but why would I spend another two hours posting that shit if you can't even be bothered to enter a team?

Whatever. if you're into it e-mail me a team for Santa Clara (West) at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com if not, well buena suerte.

Not happening next year.

Houston Rider List . . .

This is my 10th place pick for tonight thee 27.

Barcia is in for Houston. Jessy Nelson is out. I don't remember what's up with Josh Hill, I think he's out so I put him in the injured list.

Pick wisely.

450's -

The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely

The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm,  Short, Nicoletti, Wey,  LaMay, Partridge.
The Injured - W.Hahn, Wilson, Roczen, Canard, Weimer, Alessi, Albertson, Hill

250's -

The Contenders -  Osborne, Hill, Bowers, Webb, Stewart, McElrath, Plessinger

The Challengers - Canada, Hansen, Bell, Izzi, T.Hahn, Politelli, A. Martin, Champion
The Injured - Bisceglia, Durham, Leib, Nelson

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Pleep ploop . .

St Louis . . .

Matt Lemoine was back for the Detroit round . . . for a little while. Oopsie.

450's -

The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely, Peick

The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Brayton, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge
The Injured - Weimer, Canard, W.Hahn, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi,

250's -

The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis

The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Buried my Mom today. Talk about the suck. FUCK so fucking horrible. Fuck.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer Steven M. Martinez (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Detroit Scores . . .

I'm the only one to pick the 10th place guy (Brayton).

I win again!

Suck it!

Thanks!

 1. Sonny - 60 points
 5. Jason - 55 points
 5. Jay - 55 points
 5. Tim - 55 points
 5. Maurice - 55 points
 7, Steve - 45 points
 7. Donny - 45 points
 9. Max - 40 points
 9. Ken - 40 points
10. Zach - 35 points

Since I won this happens, same one as the last time I won, -

Overall after Detroit . . .

Tomaco . . .

Now. -

 1. thermann - 495 points
 2. Jay - 490 points
 3. Ken - 470 points
 5. Max - 440 points
 5. The Notorious C/M/G - 440 points
 6. Zachristy- 410 points
 8. Jason - 400 points
 8. Sonny - 400 points
 9. Donny - 380 points
10. Steve - 335 points

Detroit rider list . . .

Brayton's supposed to be back for this round. So . . . pick him, maybe?

5th? 10th? He's fast but don't know what his fitness is like?

450's -

The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely, Peick

The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Brayton, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi,

250's -

The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis

The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Super bummed. Miss you Mom.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer Steven M. Martinez (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Indy scores . . .

Jay got 4 out five exacts on his 450 team.

No one picked the 10th place rider (Jake Weimer).

 1. Jay - 50 points
 3. Max - 45 points
 3. Tim - 45 points
 4. Ken - 40 points
 5. Maurice - 35 points
 7, Zach - 30 points
 7. Donny - 30 points
 8. Steve - 25 points
10. Sonny - 20 points
10. Jason - 20 points

Since Jay won this happens -

Corky, he's a 'special' kind of hero.

Overall scores after Indy . . .

Now. -

 1. thermann - 440 points
 2. Jay - 435 points
 3. Ken - 430 points
 4. Max - 400 points
 5. The Notorious C/M/G - 385 points
 6. Zachristy- 375points
 7. Jason - 345 points
 8. Sonny - 340 points
 9. Donny - 335points
10. Steve - 290 points

Indy Riders List . . .

Jeebus, it's almost 2am, you would think I'd be done with this by now.

More dudes out this week. In the 4 five ohs - Roczen, Alessi and Hill are out and in the 2 five ohs - Tonus is not suiting up this weekend.

So there, if you don't know, now you know.

Pick wisely.

450's -

The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely

The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi,

250's -

The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis

The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Feeling slightly better. I think. Maybe.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Daytuna scores . . .

Bogle's gotta win one soon right? Maybe? No? Whatta ya say?

 Just a reminder to you all. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste. So regardless of how many Kerouac recitals and museums Charlie The Tuna visits or how many glasses of Dom Perignon he swills down his dirty tuna throat whilst wearing his jaunty beret and ever so hipster Wayfarer glasses he is not gonna be worthy of slaughter by the Starkist Tuna Canning Company (now owned by the Korean Conglomerate Dongwan Industries) or any of it's domestic or offshore subsidiaries. Fuckin' dummy (Charlie The Tuna, not you . . . You're fucking awesome, for realz tho). Info Bro, learn some stuff.
I'm drunk.

No one picked the 10th place guy again. WTF Brah?.

Check this though -

I won muthafuckas.

That's all you really need to know. With the exception of this - LISTEN TO AS MUCH 'HARD GIRLS', 'LANDLORD', 'BENNY THE JET RODRIGUEZ' & 'TOYS THAT KILL' AS YOU CAN! Thanks.

Stuff's getting hard to read and whatnot for me. Lemme know if you have any questions concerning your score this week. Cheers yo.


 1. Yours Truly Yo - 55 points
 5. The PNW's favorite son, Timber - 50 points
 5. Jayster - 50 points
 5. C/M/G - 50 points
 5. ZC IX VI - 50 points
 7, Kennethhookerbitcoinbigfootgoldminer - 45 points
 7. ThatMaxKid - 45 points
 8. JEFE - 40 points
10. Donald / From the Gaelic name Domhnall, which means "ruler of the world' - 35 points
10. Steven / Derived from the Greek name Στέφανος (Stéfanos), in turn from the Greek word "στέφανος", meaning 'wreath, crown, honor, reward' - 35 points


Since I won, this happens . . .

Karen Gilian. Hot as the sun Bro. That lilting Scottish accent just makes it even better.

Overall scores after the Daytona Supercross by Honda round of Monster Energy Supercross an FIM World Championship . . .

Fuck! . . . Goddamn it . . . Marvin's limber. Look at that shit, he's like some kinda contortionist or something. No wonder he's caning everybody. Years of training people, that's how you reach that kind of circus quality contortionism. Damn.

Shit got tighter Yo.

A former owner of what was at it's time the pinnacle of off-road motorized transportation - the Yamaha Tri Moto™, Mr. Rim Canyon takes the lead.

Barely.

Kenner and Jay are essentially the thorns in Timmy's side.

Max, Charles and Zach are in a heated little battle and with nine rounds in the books they still look to have a shot at the overall title.

Truth be told, Jason may still have a shot too. Maybe-ish.

Donny . Steve and I, maybe not so much.


Here's how it looks -

 1. thermann - 395 points
 2. Kenny - 390points
 3. J/A/Y - 385 points
 4. Maxwelt - 355 points
 5. The Notorious C/M/G - 350 points
 6. Zachristy- 345points
 7. Chiefistan - 325 points
 8. Uncle 336g - 270 points
 9. Mission Control - 265points
10. Steve - 230 points

Onto Indy 'cause something has to happen in Indianapolis at some point.
Indiana, ugh. Why?

Also I'd like to take a sec' and give a shout out to Opee The Moto Dog who came to his reward this week. Ride/Rest In Peace Homie! (pours some delicious Beam Rye out on the ground  down his throat in Opee's honor).

Cheers Opee!

Daytona Riders List . . .

Artsy Daytona shot per usual.

Daytona. I'm going heavy on Martin, Baggett, Dungey and Tomac on this one, 'cause it's kinda more an outdoor race than it is a Supercross but whateves, let's see what happens.

Pick wisely.

450's -

The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely

The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia

250's -

The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, Tonus

The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, DeCotis, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. I need a job Yo. This unemployed/no structure thing is not
going well at all. I'm slipping right back into 'Suicide Season' and that shit hasn't happened since 2012. Not good Yo.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

ATL 2 Scores . . .

Jeremy Martin had some sweet ass 70's/80's inspired graphics on his motor scooter.

No one picked the 10th place guy.

I'm incredibly disappointed by this and am contemplating shucking the whole season into the bin.

In any case here's what happened.

Woempner Brothers tie for equal 4th.


 1. Donald Q, Reed -  50 points
 1. Maxwell Montenegro Woempner- 50 points
 4. Chief - 45 points
 4. Jay - 45 points
 6. TLH - 40 points
 6. Zachariahnessmen - 40 points
10, Charles M. - 35 points
10. Mission Control - 35 points
10. Kenner - 35points
10. Esteban - 35 points


Since Uncle Donny (Suzuki Fan) and Maxwell (Geetar and cigarette fan)
kinda won, this happens . . .

For The One -

The tire warmers are a bit much but whatever the graphics are pretty tight Yo (Baggett's bike).

For The Other - 

An absolutely underwhelming Marlboro Guitar case (signed by Gregg Allman or some s#it).

Whata ya gonna do?

Overall score after ATL 2 . . .

Josh Hill's Yammie Ha was flying the 90's GP livery/Doug Henry '97 graphics tribute.

Shit got tight Yo.

Timmy and Kenny have an equal score.

Jay and Max remain in sniffing distance of 1st.

Donny moves up one. I move down one.


Here's how it looks -

 1. KBK - 345 points
 1. thermann - 345 points
 3. Jay - 335points
 4. M/A/X - 310 points
 5. Charles - 300 points
 6. Zach - 295 points
 7. Chief - 285points
 8. Uncle 336g - 270 points
 9. Mission Control - 265points
10. Steve - 230 points

Daytona Yo!

ATL 2 Rider List Brah . . .

Atlanta 2 Brah. Dig it!

Pick wisely.

450's -

The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely

The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia

250's -

The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, Tonus

The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, DeCotis, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Here we go! Let's get it started ! . . .

ATL 1 Scores . . .

Look, F#cking Ken laid one down this week, bottom line. The paint fumes focused his moto powers and he came away with a big one for this round. He even somehow managed to pick the 10th place guy, just to pad his queer score even more. Fancy Lad, eh, Kenner? Was Gayfoot's score enough to take back over the overall lead? Well, we will see.

Check your scores. It's late and I started drinking early (I apparently have nothing to lose lately). For serious Bro. check your scores. Please and thank you.


 1. F#ckingKenner -  70 points
 2. Starqueen789- 55 points
 4. ZACHNESS - 45 points
 4. M/O/E - 45 points
 6. TLH - 40 points
 6. Uncle Donny - 40 points
 7. Muckswell - 35 points
 9. Cheat  Chief - 30 points
 9. HQ - 30 points
10. Boxin' it - 20 points

You're going to London! Okay! You're going to London . . . (this is all still part of the pleep, ploop sketch, which someday you all will see.

Maybe today! . . .