Saturday, March 14, 2015

Daytuna scores . . .

Bogle's gotta win one soon right? Maybe? No? Whatta ya say?
 Just a reminder to you all. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste. So regardless of how many Kerouac recitals and museums Charlie The Tuna visits or how many glasses of Dom Perignon he swills down his dirty tuna throat whilst wearing his jaunty beret and ever so hipster Wayfarer glasses he is not gonna be worthy of slaughter by the Starkist Tuna Canning Company (now owned by the Korean Conglomerate Dongwan Industries) or any of it's domestic or offshore subsidiaries. Fuckin' dummy (Charlie The Tuna, not you . . . You're fucking awesome, for realz tho). Info Bro, learn some stuff.
I'm drunk.

No one picked the 10th place guy again. WTF Brah?.

Check this though -

I won muthafuckas.

That's all you really need to know. With the exception of this - LISTEN TO AS MUCH 'HARD GIRLS', 'LANDLORD', 'BENNY THE JET RODRIGUEZ' & 'TOYS THAT KILL' AS YOU CAN! Thanks.

Stuff's getting hard to read and whatnot for me. Lemme know if you have any questions concerning your score this week. Cheers yo.


 1. Yours Truly Yo - 55 points
 5. The PNW's favorite son, Timber - 50 points
 5. Jayster - 50 points
 5. C/M/G - 50 points
 5. ZC IX VI - 50 points
 7, Kennethhookerbitcoinbigfootgoldminer - 45 points
 7. ThatMaxKid - 45 points
 8. JEFE - 40 points
10. Donald / From the Gaelic name Domhnall, which means "ruler of the world' - 35 points
10. Steven / Derived from the Greek name Στέφανος (Stéfanos), in turn from the Greek word "στέφανος", meaning 'wreath, crown, honor, reward' - 35 points


Since I won, this happens . . .
Karen Gilian. Hot as the sun Bro. That lilting Scottish accent just makes it even better.






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