Toronto rider list...

Look at that shit! F#ckin' RV is railing that turn. I mean, he's just coming on the throttle but still look at him, he's charging. That's Canard rolling off the track in the background by the way, after he knocked himself senseless.

Here's the deal with this Canadian round (fuckin' Canadian's A.K.A. the population of America's hat and they are the gays, but I digress) the dirt's soft and the track gets rutty an' stuff. There.

Wilson's out. Canard's not racing. That's the dealio cuz.

Please pick the top five 450 guys in the order you think they will finish, plus the tenth place 450 guy and the top five 250 guys in the order you think they will finish. Grazie.

450's -

The Contenders - Villopoto, Dungey, Milsaps, Stewart, Reed, Barcia, Weimer, Brayton

The Challengers - Hill, Tickle, Short, Alessi, Goerke, Albertson, Blose, Kiniry, Nicoletti, Partridge, Lemoine, Smith, Peick

The Missing - Canard, Chisholm, Grant, Hansen ?,Tedesco, Hahn, Byrne, Wey, Metcalfe

250's -

The Contenders - Bell, Musquin, J.Martin, Hahn, Faith, Hill, Wharton, Peters, Freise

The Challengers - DeCotis, Williams, V.Martin, Swanepoel, Sewell, Vincent, Cantanzaro, Freeberg, Thompson, Zimmer, Clarke

The Missing - Wilson, Audette, Bogle, Durham, Izzi, A.Martin

Post your teams in the comments section below or e-mail them to me at - sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team at 619.861.8253

Race is live this week. Starts at 4:30?...

The Commish -
450
1 Stewart
2 RV
3 Dungey
4 Millsaps
5 Barcia

10 Hill

250
1 Musquin
2 Hahn
3 Wharton
4 J.Martin
5 Friese

ZC96 -
450
1 Stewart
2 RV
3 Dungey
4 Millsaps
5 Reed

10 Tickle

250
1 Musquin
2 Hahn
3 Wharton
4 J.Martin
5 Bell

Indy scores like a Mutha!...

So close. Then, poof - throw it away on the last lap, why don't you. Bummer. This is just milli-seconds before Blakey threw it away. WA, WA, WA (sad trombone).

Hub: Yes. How can I help?

Customer: Uh.. I was wondering.. Can I get, uh, a little more juice for the sandwich?

Hub: You like-a da juice, yeah?

Customer: Yeah.. I do.

Hub: The juice is good, ah?

Customer: Yeah! It's, uh.. it's, uh..

Hub: I get you more juice!

Customer: Okay.. great.. thanks..

Hub: Helios! More juice for the gyro!

Helios: What? For who?

Hub: Right here.

Helios: You like-a da juice, huh?

Customer: Yeah. Yeah, I do.

Helios: The juice is very good, huh?

Customer: Yeah! No, it is.. it is.. it's.. good stuff.

Helios: More juice!

Back Employees: What??

Hub: More juice for the gyro!

Back Employees: You like-a da juice, huh?? Juice is good!! So good, de juice!!

Hub: They're getting you the juice, my friend.

Customer: Oh.. great!

Helios: Here's your juice!

Customer: Oh, boy!

Hub: Okay. You enjoy de juice.

Customer: Oh, I will. Mmm-hmm.. I will.

[ Customer returns to table ]

Friend: Did you get what you wanted?

Customer: Yeah.. yeah.

Friend: So, uh.. where did you go on Saturday?

Customer: Uh, you know, I got up kind of late.. so I just, uh, went over and met some friends at the, uh.. [ notices the Gyro's employees are all standing at the counter staring at the table ]

Hub: Ees good, huh? With de juice?

Customer: Yeah.. yeah. It's much better.

Hub: How about...

Friend: Huh?

Hub: You want more juice?

Friend: No, no.. that's okay.. thanks.

Hub: You don't like it?

Friend: No, no.. I like it, I just.. you know.. like a little juice, you know? I don't like too much.

Hub: Ahh. You like a leetle bit of juice.

Friend: Yeah. Yeah.

Hub: You don't like too much, huh? Leetle bit-a juice ees good!

Friend: That's right, yes. That's right.

Hub: You enjoy.

Friend: Okay..

Hub: [ explaining ] He just like leetle bit-a juice!

Back Employees: Ohhh.. leetle bit ees good! Leetle is very good! Not too much, ha?

Friend: So, um.. you.. you went where?

Customer: Oh.. no, it's just that we went over to the, uh.. [ pauses ] Oh, boy.. Uh.. I'll be right back.

Friend: Oh, okay.

[ Customer returns to the counter ]

Hub: Yes, my friend?

Customer: Yeah. Hi.

Hub: You like gyro?

Customer: Uh.. yeah, yeah. it's good.

Hub: With de juice?

Customer: Yes.. it's, uh.. very good.

Hub: More juice?

Customer: No, no! I-I-I.. I'd just like some ketchup, for my fires.

Hub: You like-a da ketchup, huh?

Customer: Yeah. Yeah.. I do.

Hub: It's tomatoey, huh?

Customer: Yes.. yes, it is..

Hub: Gives flavor?

Customer: Oh, sure.. sure, it does..

Hub: Compliments potato!

Customer: Very nice.

Hub: I get you de ketchup! Helios! Ketchup for de fries!

Helios: Ah! Ketchup! On de fries, or to dip?

Customer: Uh.. to dip.

Black Man: You like to dip, huh?

Back Employees: He likes to deep! Deeping ees good!

Black Man: [ hands over bottle of ketchup ] Here. You dip.

[ Customer returns to table, as Black Man walks up ]

Black Man: Excuse me, uh..

Hub: Yes, my friend!

Black Man: Can you show me where the bathroom is?

Hub: You like to go to the bathroom, huh?

Black Man: Yeah. Yeah.

Hub: Bathroom is good?

Black Man: Uh-huh.

Hub: Relieve your bladder?

Black Man: Yeah.

Hub: You feel better?

Black Man: No.. well.. yeah, I do.

Hub: I show you where de bathroom ees. 

1. Jay - 50 points / 2 exacts, 6 top fives.

1. Max - 50 points / 3 exacts, 4 top fives.

2. Zach - 45 points / 3 exacts, 3 top fives.

2. El Me! - 45 points / 3 exacts, 3 top fives.

2. Charles - 45 points / 2 exacts, 5 top fives.

3. Jason - 40 points / 3 exacts, 2 top fives.

3. Ken - 40 points / 2 exacts, 4 top fives.

4. Steve - 35 points / 1 exacts, 5 top fives.

4. Donald - 35 points / 2 exacts, 3 top fives.

4. Tim - 35 points / 2 exacts, 3 top fives.

5. Anthony - 30 points / 3 exacts.

6. Doug - 20 points / 2 exacts, 2 top fives.

Tomorrow's (wait that's today, yo!) apparently live. SO! ENJOY!...

Let's get overall yo!...

Trey's air wheelies are scary as shit. That makes my stomach hurt.

Alright, whatever, let's just give this shit to Max and get it over with. He doesn't want to lose - obviously. Bro.

Whatever Max, just run the table why don't you. HA! There! Cursed! Once you are given the "run the table why don't you..." curse you're fucked. It's science Bro. Sorry.

1. Maxosity798 - 545 points (3 wins*)
2. KBRIANK - 530 points (1 win*)

3. STARfish - 525 points (2 wins*)

4. dr123p - 505 points (2 wins*)

4. ZC96- 505 points (1 win)

5. thermann - 480 points (2 wins*)

5. HQ - 480 points (2 wins) 

6. BOXCAR - 470 points (2 wins)

7. Chieftan - 415 points

8. MOreece - 335 points

9. Ant - 280 points (2 wins*) - had 295 points but got 6.14ed.

10. Douglass - 120 points - had 135 points but got 6.14ed.

* designates at least one shared win

Daytona scores...

That. Does not. Look fun. Yuck, I f#cking hate getting dirty. That's gross.

Check your scores yo. I'm a couple cocktails into it at this point. So lemme know if you find any discrepancies and I'll make sure to try and rectify the situation to your satisfaction.

Holy shit, get some you Puertorriqueño coño. Steve wins! Steven wins! Esteban gana!

A ton of people are 3rd.

Nobody picks the 10th place 450 dude.

Doug and Antho are 6.14'd again this week (record skips yet AGAIN and repeats).

1. Boxcar - 60 points / 4 exacts, 3 top fives.

2. thermann - 55 points / 3 exacts, 5 top fives.

2. KBeeKer - 55 points / 3 exacts, 5 top fives.

3. Donald- 50 points / 3 exacts, 4 top fives.

3. Chieff - 50 points / 2 exacts, 6 top fives.

3. ZC96 - 50 points / 2 exacts, 6 top fives.

3. Maxosity - 50 points / 2 exacts, 6 top fives.

4. Starburst - 45 points / 2 exacts, 5 top fives.

4. MOworser - 45 points / 2 exacts, 5 top fives.

5. Commish - 40 points / 8 top fives.

6. Ant - 30 points / 3 exacts.

7. Antho - 20 points / 4 top fives.

Indy scores posted Thursday (maybe, probably?).

Overall scores after Daytona Bro...

Oww, artsy. I hate to be a total art fag but that dumpy butt in the taupe (taupe = art fag for a shade of beige) trousers and denim jacket on the right, kinda ruins the balance of this whole photo. Bitch.

Max had a 20 point lead after the St. Louis round. It's down to a 5 point lead after Daytoner, just like it was two rounds ago. Texans and Australians call it Daytoner. I don't know why I do. 

Kenner just keeps hangin' around and if Max isn't careful Kenny's gonna take the lead from him or perhaps Maxwell's pater (you would think that's German but it's Latin, for father) Jay could snatch the lead. Although, Max hasn't given the lead up yet (but you never know), so...  Let's see.

1. Maxosity798 - 495 points (3 wins*)

2. The Notorious B.I.G.foot - 490 points (1 win*)

3. STARtled - 475 points (1 win*)

4. dr123p- 470 points (2 wins*)

5. ZC96- 460 points (1 win)

6. thermann - 445 points (2 wins*)

7. LeCar- 435 points (2 wins) 

7. TheCommish - 435 points (1 win)

8. Chieftan - 375 points

9. MOreece - 290 points

10. Ant - 250 points (2 wins*) - had 265 points but got 6.14ed.

11. Douglass - 115 points - had 130 points but got 6.14ed.

* designates at least one shared win

Uh, so. Umm. Here's the deal...

Sorry!

We here at Mission Control are having some pretty significant time management difficulties this week (amongst some other fairly profound challenges) so the Daytona scores are not yet posted. I was going to start working on them now but I have ZERO interest in knocking this out right now.

If I start now I won't be finished until 3 something in the morning and my eyes will be burning and then I'll be up for a couple hours after that, so yeah, f#ck that s#it.


Daytona scores will be posted tomorrow (which is today actually) maybe? Maybe Sunday?
With Indianapolis scores posted next week (semi-usual).

So this is where we will post our Indy teams for this week.

Please enter your teams in the comments section below (per usual) Bro.

Thank you in advance for your co-operation in this matter!
And again, sorry.

The Commish-
450
Reed
RV
Stewart
Dunge
Millsaps

10 Hill

250
Musquin
Wilson
Hahn
Wharton
J.Martin

Daytona rider list...

So this joker's taking a one off shot at Daytona. He'll be joining Eli Tomac (another 250 pilot) and will be moonlighting in the 450 class for this round.

Ken Roczen will be taking a swing at the big boys this week although he'll be taking that swing with a bat that's 100cc's smaller than the other bats in the class. So we'll see how that goes.

Please pick the top five 450 guys in the order you think they will finish, plus the tenth place 450 guy and the top five 250 guys in the order you think they will finish. Grazie.

450's -

The Contenders - Villopoto, Dungey, Tomac, Milsaps, Stewart, Reed, Canard, Barcia, Weimer, Brayton

The Challengers - Roczen, Hill, Tickle, Short, Alessi, Goerke, Albertson, Blose, Kiniry, Nicoletti, Partridge, Lemoine, Smith, Peick

The Injured - Stewart - knee

The Missing - Chisholm, Grant, Hansen ?,Tedesco, Hahn, Byrne, Wey, Metcalfe

250's -

The Contenders - Wilson, Bell, Musquin, J.Martin, Hahn, Faith, Hill, Wharton, Peters, Freise

The Challengers - DeCotis, Williams, V.Martin, Swanepoel, Sewell, Vincent, Cantanzaro, Freeberg, Thompson, Zimmer, Clarke

The injured - Wil Hahn - broken toe,

The Missing - Audette, Bogle, Durham, Izzi, A.Martin

Post your teams in the comments section below or e-mail them to me at - sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team at 619.861.8253

Race is live this week. Starts at 4:30?...

Missing Control -
450
Stewart
RV
Dungey
Reed
Short
10Tickle

250
Wilson
Musquin
Hahn
Wharton
J. Martin