Friday, May 2, 2014

Las Vegas Rider List . . .

Boom.

Alright, so Tomac's out, he broke his collarbone this week.

Tyler Bowers is in, he'll be riding Reed's Team 22 bike.

Points are doubled for this round. An exact gets you 20 points, a top 5 gets you 10 points and the 10th place 450 dude gets you 30 points.

Plus there are 4 mains this week. So, you need to pick 4 teams this weekend. 450 team. 250 West Team. 250 East Team and a 250 East/West shootout team. Best of luck ladies.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - J.Stewart, Villopoto, Bowers, Dungey, Roczen, Barcia, Canard, Weimer
The Challengers -  Alessi, Hill, Short, Peick, Wey, Nicoletti, Grant, Albertson, Regal
The Injured -  Millsaps, Reed, Chisholm, Tickle, Tedesco, Goerke, Hahn, Brayton, Tomac

250 West-
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Hill, Stewart, Nelson, Osborne
The Challengers -  McElrath, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Canada
The Injured - Politelli, Bell, Durham, Ferris.Telliet

250 East -
The Contenders -  Bogle, J.Martin, Friese, DeCotis, Lemoine
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Bisceglia, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy, Rodriguez, Wharton, Cianciarulo, Davalos, Baggett, Thompson


250 East/West Shootout -
The Contenders -  Bogle, J.Martin, Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Hill, Stewart, Nelson, Osborne, Friese, DeCotis, Lemoine
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Bisceglia, McElrath, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Canada, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy, Politelli, Bell, Durham, Ferris.Telliet, Rodriguez, Wharton, Cianciarulo, Davalos, Baggett, Thompson

Word Up!


NY/NJ Scores


EAST RUTHERFORD :
Jay wins!
Ken and Max tie for equal 3rd.
Tim and Box have a rough one.

 1Jay - 60 points
 3. Ken - 55 points
 3. Max - 55 points
 5. HQ - 50 points
 5. Zach - 50 points
 6. Don - 45 points
 7. Jason -  40 points
 9. Tim- 35 points
 9. Steven - 35 points

Only one round left but she's a mutha (super point round).


Overall Scores after NY/NJ . . .

JGR's newest replacement rider Is Mercedes Terrell. Of course the number of her bike is 10 ('cause she be a dime piece yo).

Overall scores after EAST RUTHERFORD :
HQ's ruling it hard.
Tim and Shakey Shakes argue over equal 3rd.

Jason and Steve have an awesome battle goin' on for last.
That shit is tight.

I would say that with the amount of points available this
weekend, the chase for the Peppermill Cup is from Max up.

Chief and Box are going for braggin' rights at this point.

 1HQ - 765 points
 3. Tim - 730 points
 3. Jay - 730 points
 4. Don - 720 points
 5. Zach - 715 points
 6. Kenner - 710 points
 7. Max - 705 points
 8. Steven - 665 points
 9. Jason - 660 points

Viva Las Vega! Hopefully, we see that early 70's
Vega again. That thing was primo Brah.


Sunday, April 27, 2014

Current Placing For CFSC Drafted Riders . . .


To my mind, the 75 has been winning 'Best Riding Gear' all Season long.

'Member when we all picked a rider for year end bonus points during the CFSC Rider Draft?

Well here's how said riders are doing.

These are current standings after the NY / NJ round last night.

Bonus points will be awarded after the Las Vegas round.

Riders listed below by -
Current CFSC bonus standing / Rider name / (SX standing) / Manager


 1. A.Short / (6th) / Max
 2. J. Brayton / (7th) / Tim
 3. J. Hill / (8th) / HQ
 4. B. Tickle / (9th) / Jason
 5. W. Peick / (11th) / Donald
 6. M. Alessi / (12th) / Zach
 7. J. Grant / (16th) / Steve
 8. I. Tedesco / (19th) / Ken
 9. K. Chisholm / ( 27th) / Jay


Looks like there may be some movement in these rankings after Las Vegas.

I could see Hill, Peick, Alessi, and Grant moving up after LV.


Bonus point payout will be as follows :

1st - 50 points
2nd - 45 points
3rd - 40 points
4th - 35 points
5th - 34 points
6th - 33 points
7th - 32 points
8th - 31 points
9th - 30 points


Word up.


Saturday, April 26, 2014

NY / NJ Rider List . . .

I reckon Bogle here takes the East title now that the PC boys have packed up and gone home. God, that kid's got sweet style.

Couple heavy hitters out in the 2 five 0 class. Both Davalos and Baggett are NOT racing. Davalos is out for a while. Baggett should be back by the Nationals. Seeing as how Cianciarulo is also out, Pro Circuit's not even gonna show up this week in NY / NJ.

Also Weimer's back for this round.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - J.Stewart, Villopoto, Tomac, Dungey, Roczen, Barcia, Canard, Weimer
The Challengers -  Alessi, Hill, Short, Peick, Wey, Nicoletti, Grant, Albertson, Regal
The Injured -  Millsaps, Reed, Chisholm, Tickle, Tedesco, Goerke, Hahn, Brayton

250's -
The Contenders -  Bogle, J.Martin, Friese, DeCotis, Lemoine
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Bisceglia, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy, Rodriguez, Wharton, Cianciarulo, Davalos, Baggett, Thompson


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Oof.

More multiple scorage. Word up! . . .

SCOREBOARD!

Once upon a time, back in the day, some stuff happened, stuff like this -

(*Spoiler alert - I win most of these)

DETROIT :
Oh, I win! This happens a couple more times so
save your applause until the end of the post, thank you.

 1. Me - 65 points
 4. Jason - 45 points
 4. Jay - 45 points
 4. Zach - 45 points
 5. Tim - 40 points
 6. Ken - 35 points
 8. Dawn -  30 points
 8. Steve - 30 points
 9. Max - 25 points

Overall scores after DETROIT :
Jay wrestles the lead away from Max,
Tim briefly visits third place.
Steve holds down the caboose.

 1Jay - 505 points
 2. Max - 495 points
 3. Tim - 490 points
 4. Don - 480 points
 6. HQ - 475 points
 6. Zach - 470 points
 7. KBK- 460 points
 8. Jason - 455 points
 9. Steve - 445 points



TORONTO:
Holy f#ckin' s#it, I win again. Man, am I super awesome or what?
ZC96 and Steve round out the podium.
Pretty much everyone else some how manages to get 8th,
'cept Jay, who musters a very sensual 9th (that 9th feels of luxurious
satin or a fine Mexican black velveteen, you know . . . sexy).

 1Me - 60 points
 2. Zach - 50 points
 3. Box - 45 points
 8. Tim - 40 points
 8. KBK - 40 points
 8. Max - 40 points
 8. Jason -  40 points
 8. Don - 40 points
 9. Jay - 35 points

Overall scores after TORONTO :
Jay maintains the points lead.
Max and I lock bars and tie for equal 3rd.
Meanwhile Jason and Steve are having a knock down
drag out in the cellar.

 1Jay - 540 points
 3. HQ - 535 points
 3. Max - 535 points
 4. Tim - 530 points
 6. Zachary - 520 points
 6. Don - 520 points
 7. KBK - 500 points
 8. Jason - 495 points
 9. Box - 490 points



ST. LOUIS:
F#cking Dawn wins.
Kenner lands 2nd.
Many tie for equal sixth.
Jason screws the pooch.

 1Donald - 55 points
 2. KBK - 50 points
 6. Max - 45 points
 6. Jay - 45 points
 6. Box - 45 points
 6. HQ - 45 points
 8. ZC96 -  40 points
 8. TLH - 40 points
 9. Jason - 35 points

Overall scores after ST. LOUIS :
Jay continues his death grip on first.
Battle continues at the bottom of the rankings 'tween
Boxman and Chief

 1Jay - 585 points
 3. Max - 580 points
 3. HQ - 580 points
 4. Donald - 575 points
 5. Tim- 570 points
 6. Zach - 560 points
 7. KBK - 550 points
 8. Steven - 535 points
 9. Jason - 530 points



HOUSTON:
Shucks almighty, I done darn won again!
(with a s#itload o' points too). Picking Blose for 10th
helps my cause mightily,
Tim and Kenner take equal 3rd.
Jay tags out Jason to screw the pooch.

 1HQ - 80 points
 3. Tim - 65 points
 3. KBK - 65 points
 4. ZC96 - 60 points
 5. Don - 55 points
 6. Steven - 50 points
 8. Jason -  40 points
 8. Max - 40 points
 9. Jay - 35 points

Overall scores after HOUSTON :
Me, I'm the leader, put that in your corn cob pipe an' smoke it.
Tim moves into 2nd.
Woempner father and son slide out of podium position.
Boxman opens a bit of a gap on Chief.

 1HQ - 660 points
 2. Tim - 635 points
 3. Don - 630 points
 6. Zach - 620 points
 6. Jay - 620 points
 6. Max - 620 points
 7. KBK - 615 points
 8. Steven - 585 points
 9. Jason - 570 points



SEATTLE :
Tim wins!
HQ 2nd.
Jay and Jason tie for equal 4th.
Max has a rough one.

 1Tim - 60 points
 2. HQ - 55 points
 4. Jay - 50 points
 4. Jason - 50 points
 7. Zach - 45 points
 7. Don - 45 points
 7. Steve -  45 points
 8. KBK - 40 points
 9. Max - 30 points

Overall scores after SEATTLE :
Me, I'm the leader, still.
Tim stays in 2nd.
Donny 3rd.

 1HQ - 715 points
 2. Tim - 695 points
 3. Don - 675 points
 4. Jay - 670 points
 5. Zach - 665 points
 6. Kenner - 655 points
 7. Max - 650 points
 8. Steven - 630 points
 9. Jason - 620 points

Whew alright then,  on to the Meadowlands . .


Saturday, April 12, 2014

Seattle Rider List . . .

Barcia's been on the box quite a bit the last four races, maybe he picks up a win this weekend?

There isn't supposed to be any rain in Seattle this weekend but the dirt gets real rutted, so even if it doesn't rain it's kinda like a mud race anyway 'cause the dirt's so soft (big ruts. soft landings).

The injured list is getting mighty long . . .

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac
The Challengers - Friese, Alessi, Hill,  Short, Peick,  Wey, Nicoletti
The Injured -   Grant, Millsaps, Reed, Hahn, Tedesco, Tickle, Goerke, Weimer, Chisholm, Brayton, 

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Hill, Stewart, Nelson, Osborne
The Challengers -  McElrath, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Canada
The Injured - Politelli, Bell, Durham, Ferris.Telliet


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

The countdown has begun. Two more races until Las Vegas! 

Friday, April 4, 2014

Houston Rider List . . .

Jeebus, Wilbur done jacked himself up pretty good. The final tally from last weeks get off - broken arm, broken collarbone and a cracked skull.

Annnnnd . . . We're back to the West. Hopefully they'll be some more good Seely / Anderson battles.

Dude,the injured list for the 450's is pretty long.

Looks like Brayton's going to try and race with a broken finger and a broken foot.

Osborne's back from injury.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Brayton
The Challengers - Tomac, Alessi, Hill, Tickle, Grant, Short, Peick,  Wey, Nicoletti
The Injured -  , Millsaps, Reed, Hahn, Tedesco, Tickle, Goerke, Weimer, Chisholm

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Hill, Stewart, Nelson, Osborne
The Challengers -  McElrath, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada
The Injured - Politelli, Bell, Durham, Ferris


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

The countdown has begun. Three more races until Las Vegas! 

Saturday, March 29, 2014

St. Louis Rider List . . .

Le Canard est de retour (The Duck is back)!
Trey's back!

Tomac's back!

Cianciarulo's out!

Tickle's out!

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - J.Stewart, Villopoto, Tomac, Dungey, Roczen, Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Canard
The Challengers -  Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Hill, Short, Peick, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti, Grant
The Injured -  Millsaps, Weimer, Reed, Chisholm, Tickle

250's -
The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese, DeCotis,
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
 Lemoine
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy, Rodriguez, Wharton, Cianciarulo


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

RV wins.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Toronto rider list . . .

I have been hating Broc Tickle less lately.
North o' the border this week, eh?

Ah Canada, home of Crocodile Dundee "put another shrimp on tha barbee" (previous sentence may be riddled with errors and factually wrong).

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - J.Stewart, Villopoto, Dungey, Roczen, Brayton, Wilson, Barcia
The Challengers -  Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Hill, Tickle, Short, Peick, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti, Grant
The Injured -   Canard, Millsaps, Weimer, Reed, Tomac, Chisholm

250's -
The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese, DeCotis,
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
 Lemoine
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy, Rodriguez, Wharton


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

RV wins.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Multiple scorage . . .

Dude was hauling the mail in Daytona, that's for sure (banjo music plays softly in the distance).

Looks like 'The Better Late Than Never Score Train' has just pulled into the station, woo woo!

Let's get started shall we -

ATLANTA :
F#cking Max wins.

 1. Max - 75 points
 2. Zach - 70 points
 4. Donny - 60 points
 4. Jay - 60 points
 5. HQ - 50 points
 7. Ken - 40 points
 7. Tim -  40 points
 8. Steve - 35 points
 9. Jason - 30 points

Overall scores after ATL :
Jay takes over the points lead.
Max moves to second overall.
Donny takes over third
Tim drops to fourth.

 1Jay - 375 points
 2. Max - 370 points
 3. Donny - 365 points
 4. Tim - 360 points
 6. Zach - 345 points
 6. Steve - 345 points
 7. HQ- 340 points
 8. Ken - 335 points
 9. Jason - 320 points


INDIANAPOLIS:
F#cking multiple people tie for the win.
Kind of a low scoring round.

 1Jason - 40 points
 1. Zach - 40 points
 1. Ken - 40 points
 1. Tim- 40 points
 5. Jay - 35 points
 7. Max - 30 points
 7. HQ -  30 points
 8. Donny - 25 points
 9. Steve - 20 points

Overall scores after INDY :
Jay maintains the points lead.
Tim moves into a tie for second with Max.

Hell of a points battle at the bottom of the rankings 'tween Kenner,
Boxman, Chief and I.

 1Jay - 410 points
 2. Maxwell - 400 points
 2. Timothy - 400 points
 4. Donald - 390 points
 5. Zachary - 385 points
 6. Kenneth - 375 points
 7. HQ - 370 points
 8. Steven - 365 points
 9. Jason - 360 points


DAYTONA:
F#cking Meg wins.
Many tie for equal seventh.

 1. Megosity - 70 points
 2. Donny - 60 points
 7. thermann - 50 points
 7. Kenner - 50 points
 7. Shakee - 50 points
 7. Chief - 50 points
 7. Boxster -  50 points
 8. HQ - 45 points
 9. ZC9er6er - 40 points

Overall scores after DAYTONA :
Max takes over the points lead. Uh oh.
Jay drops to second.

Battle continues at the bottom of the rankings 'tween
Boxman, Chief and I.

 1. Megosity - 470 points
 2. ShakaShaker - 460 points
 4. Uncle Donny - 450 points
 4. thermann - 450points
 6. ZC - 425 points
 6. Kenneth - 425 points
 8. HQ - 415 points
 8. Steven - 415 points
 9. Jason - 410 points

and that's the way it is Bro . . .


Friday, March 14, 2014

Detroit 'Motor City' Michigan rider list . . .

That Josh Hill looks plenty sharp in that fancy lad Shift gear.
Blah, blah, blah, with the what have you and the what not and such. you know what I'm sayin'. Yolo!

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - J.Stewart, Villopoto, Dungey, Roczen, Brayton, Wilson, Barcia
The Challengers - M. Stewart, Seely, Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Hill, Tickle, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti, Grant
The Injured -   Canard, Millsaps, Weimer, Reed

250's -
The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Wharton, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Rodriguez, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
DeCotis, Lemoine
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

That fuckin' James better win this week.


Friday, March 7, 2014

Daytona rider list

There's some weird (awesome) shit at Bike Week. Viva Daytona!
click on image to enlarge.

There will be two Stewarts racing this weekend. Malcolm's jumping up to the big bikes for a couple races back East. So if you pick a Stewart make sure to signify which one you want (they all look the same to me, 'cause I'm wildly racist), J. Stewart or M. Stewart thanks and whatnot.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - J.Stewart, Villopoto, Dungey, Roczen, Brayton, Wilson
The Challengers - M. Stewart, Seely, Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Hill, Tickle, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti, Grant
The Injured -  Barcia, Canard, Millsaps, Weimer, Reed

250's -
The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Wharton, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Rodriguez, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
DeCotis, Lemoine
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

One of them Stewarts wins this week.

Friday, February 28, 2014

Indy rider list . . .

This photo really fucked with me. I wound up looking at it for a split second and noticed so much weird shit I had to stop looking at it 'cause I was getting mad. 

Like seriously, what the fuck is up with that bike? Is it a giant bike or is that supposed to be a tiny guy and horse? Do horses prefer freestyle bikes? What's that GIANT pipe all about? Why is the kickstarter and rear brake on the left side of horses motorcycles? Is the horse making that face 'cause it whiskey throttled the bike and it's scared shitless or is that look 'cause he's super pumped he popped a wheelie? How the fuck is he pinning the throttle like that with his horse hoof? Are there some weird horse pegs in front of the rear axle? I mean, how the fuck is that thing staying on the bike? Is his horse junk just fully getting mashed by the back of the seat or is that normally how horse MXers sit on their bikes? 

I'm not even gonna get started on the dude.

Fuck, I hate this picture.
Another early start - 4:30 so get yo teams in early.

Couple of 250 West guys trying their hand at the big bikes this weekend. Dean Wilson will be on Chad Reed's Kawi 450 and Cole Seely will be on Trey Canard's factory Honda.

Justin' Barcia's out for this round, he's still banged up from last week's crash. Tickle's probably not at 100% either after Alessi's take out move in Atlanta.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Dungey, Roczen, Brayton, Wilson
The Challengers - Seely, Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Hill, Tickle,  Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti, Grant
The Injured -  Barcia, Canard, Millsaps, Weimer, Reed

250's -
The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Wharton, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Rodriguez, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
DeCotis, Lemoine
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Stewart fucked my score last week.

Friday, February 21, 2014

ATL rider list . . .

Pretty sweet photo of Weston yo. I think he's due for another good finish this week.
click on image to enlarge yo.

This one starts hella (a nod to all our Nor Cal CFSC participants) early yo. Fo thuty (4:30) out here on West coast/Left coast/Best coast yo. Get yo teams in early an' shit yo.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, 
The Challengers - Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti
The Injured -  Canard, Millsaps, Grant

250's -
The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Wharton, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Rodriguez, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
DeCotis, Lemoine
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Stewart wins this one and Daytona.

Dallas results and whatnot Bro . . .

Evil Dunge lead New/Old Stew for about a half a lap and then it was game over.
Man, if you didn't pick the 10th place guy this week, you're a REAL suckin' suckbone Bro.

Jason, Kenner, Max, Donald and I correctly picked Mr. Andrew Short as the 10th place Dallas round finisher. Kudos to all of us for being so awesome.

Even more ultra, mega, special, kudos to Max and I for being even more awesome and winning.

 1. HmuthafuckinQ- 60 points
 1Frikosity - 60 points
 5Buck's car - 50 points
 5. DRxxxg - 50 points
 5. Kenny- 50 points
 6. Chieftan- 45 points
 7. Timothy Lee Henion - 40 points
 8. Shaken - 35 points
 9. ZC IX VI - 30 points

Overall scores . . .

Here's your top three, right here in this photo. RV leads the series, Kenny's second and James is peering over their shoulders in third.
Things are somehow separating and tightening up concurrently.

 1. SistaErmann- 320 points
 2. Sheiky - 315 points
 3. Bach's Carriage - 310 points
 4. Dawn Hold - 305 points
 6. Mexosity - 295 points
 6. KBeeKeeper- 295 points
 8. Jasoon - 290 points
 8. HQyo - 290 points
 9. ZC96-Y- 275 points

I'm not last anymore. Thank you tiny infant Jesus, hosanna!




Saturday, February 15, 2014

Dallas rider list . . .

Max meets Jimmy Albertson and is SUPER excited about it.

All right, this weekend kicks off the East region for the little bikes. Which means a whole new batch of names and faces on the starting line. Choose wisely. Also, this race starts at 5:30 so get your teams in ASAP Brah.

Sorry for the delayed posting this week. I had my best people on the job and they came up short, probably won't happen again (this season anyway).

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, 
The Challengers - Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti
The Injured -  Canard, Millsaps, Grant

250's -
The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Wharton, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Rodriguez, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
DeCotis, Lemoine
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Don't mess with Texas.

San Diego scores . . .

Apparently these dudes were just cruisin' around the SD pits in these get ups.

Dawn and JQueef  pick the 10th place dude.

HQueer, Dawn and JQueef tie for first, that's a whole lot of grown man meat right there.

The rest of you fight for the remaining scraps of points.

 1Jason - 50 points
 1. Donald - 50 points
 1. Sergio - 50 points
 4. Sheackles - 45 points
 6. Bach's 2nd (bowel) Movement - 40 points
 6. KBKer- 40 points
 7. ZC96 - 35 points
 9. thermann - 30 points
 9. xamosity - 30 points



Overall scores

Sophisticated ladies . . .
Shit's tied Yo!

Bach's Carriage sensuously swings solo in second, stupendous!

Other stuff happens with the rest of you people.

I remain in last - SON OF A . . .

 1Timothy - 280 points
 1. Shakedown - 280 points
 3. Bach's Carriage - 260 points
 4. Dawn Hold - 255 points
 7. Kenfeets - 245 points
 7. ZCNINESIX- 245 points
 7. Jasoon - 245 points
 8. Megosity - 235 points
 9. HQueer - 230 points

Fare thee well Phillip Q. Treibel

Friday, February 7, 2014

San Diego rider list . . .

For this here San Diego (A.K.A. The Whale's Vagina, A.K.A. Fighter Town USA) round, the motorbike event participants will be rockin' a fair amount of military themed stuff. including but not limited to - Helmets, gear, bike graphics and what have you. Enjoy it won't you. 
7/11 never forget! 
Never forget to get your slurpees that is, mmm, slurpees.
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Allright,
Josh Hill's back.
Nicoletti's in.
Grant, Osborne and Durham are out and if you don't know now you know (R.I.P. Biggie).

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, 
The Challengers - Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti
The Injured -  Canard, Millsaps, Grant

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Hill, Stewart, Nelson,
The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada
The Injured - Politelli, Bell, Osborne, Durham


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Stay classy SAN DIEGO.

A3 scores, guey . . .

It's like digital camo Yo.
No one picks 10th place.

Everyone is 9th, 'cept for that s#it c#nt La Hermanita.

 1Timothy - 60 points
 2. Shake it like a Poloroid picture - 50 points
 3. Megosity - 40 points
 9. Bach's Carriage - 35 points
 9. Dawn Hold - 35 points
 9. K-Miner - 35 points
 9. Chiefette - 35 points
 9. Heyche 0.25s - 35 points
 9. Phillet - 35 points
10. Zcomebackkid96- 30 points

Aye caramba.


Overall scoring and what not . . .

Sweet Mammy Jammy, them there Kwackers will be lookin' sharp this weekend.
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Señorita Hermanita stretches out her cooter?
No!
Stretches out her lead.

Last episode our valiant heroine had the slimmest of leads over the shuddering Shakeman but this week La Señorita is no longer within spitting distance of the drooling, sputtering Shakeman, 15 points now separate our two, less than virtuous characters.

Meanwhile, back at Justice League Headquarters . . .

 1Timothy - 250 points
 2. Shakedown - 235 points
 3. Bach's Carriage - 220 points
 4. zeeceeninersixer - 210 points
 7. Kenfeets - 205 points
 7. Dawnhold - 205 points
 7. Maxosity - 205 points
 9. Chiefer - 195 points
 9. Phillimina - 195 points
10. Mission Control- 180 points

Still in last, this is gettin' re-dic.

Friday, January 31, 2014

A3 rider list . . .


Tomac's back for A3. Top five maybe or top ten? Whadda ya think?

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, Grant,
The Challengers - Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke
The Injured -  Canard, Millsaps

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Durham, Hill, Stewart, Nelson,
The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada
The Injured - Politelli, Bell


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

San Diego or bust! Can you tell I'm excited for next week?



Oakland scores . . .

LL Scott Champion (Ladies Love Scott Champion), got a little extra motivation from one of the Monster gals. The 84 seems to do alright with the ladies, you should see his girlfriend, she's a smokin' hot little Australian (I'm a sucker for accents, if you're nice I may post a photo of her).
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Whoa, take it easy tough guy . . .  ZC96 goes all Hulkamania and lays the smackdown on folks.

What 'cha gonna do brother indeed!

Steve pulls one outta the hat and correctly picks Short for 10th. Go Steve go!

 1ZebraCharlie96 - 65 points
 4. Donknotts - 55 points
 4. thermana - 55 points
 4. Caja - 55 points
 7. TheHomeTeam - 50 points
 7. KBrian - 50 points
 7. Chiefette - 50 points
10. Maxosity - 45 points
10. Philled - 45 points
10. Shakey'spizzafarts- 45 points

WAY better scores than last week.

This is Champion's steady poon, nice work if you can get it.
Believe it or not this lovely young lass races MX on occasion.
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Overall points totals . . .

Super Motorcross! Catch the fever!
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This is kinda a cool picture so maybe check it out Yo.

Señorita Hermana esta enfrente por ahora, apenas.

CFSC Public Service Announcement - Come on people, learn another language, you'll be glad you did!

 1Timothy - 190 points
 3. Shakedown - 185 points
 3. Steebie - 185 points
 4. zeeceeninersixer - 180 points
 6. Kenfeets - 170 points
 6. Dawnhold - 170 points
 7. Maxosity - 165 points
 9. Chiefer - 160 points
 9. Phillimina - 160 points
10. Mission Control- 145 points

Still in last, this is unacceptable.

Friday, January 24, 2014

Oakland Rider List . . .

This 'ere is McGrath's bike from last weekend. I'm a sucker for those '96 Honda graphics. Sweetness.
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I rarely go out on a limb and make bold predictions (it's simply not my style, I'm really quite reserved) but I'm gonna this week. Here it is - Stewart wins the 450 class this weekend. Stamp it! Don't believe me? Check the results for the last couple of years and tell me who the winner was. Word to your mother.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, Grant,
The Challengers - Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke
The Injured - Tomac, Canard, Millsaps

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Durham, Hill, Stewart, Nelson,
The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada
The Injured - Politelli, Bell


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

The 7, you watch, that shit's money in the bank.


A2 scores Brah . . .

Do you think someone might have had the teenyist doubt that maybe, just maybe, they weren't gonna win another one? This is what showing yourself you can still do it looks like.
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Ohh geez there, with the poor scores and the what not.

Jay Wins! Jay wins! Goddamnit Jay wins!

 1. STARtled - 50 points
 2. Boxster - 40 points
 7. thermano - 35 points
 7. DonHo - 35 points
 7. Maxine - 35 points
 7. KBrian - 35 points
 7. Phillerup - 35 points
10. ZeeCee96 - 30 points
10. The 'Q - 30 points
10. DaChiefthere- 30 points

Let's pick up the pace here Gentlemen, these scores are far below average.

Shitbirds.



Overall Scores an' junk . . .

Some first lap action here. Nice grouping though, huh?
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Goddamnit! This is some real bullshit -
 1GayJayHomo - 140 points
 2. TinyTim - 135 points
 3. Steebie - 130 points
 5. Maxology - 120 points
 5. Kenfeets - 120 points
 8. ZebraCharlie96 - 115 points
 8. phillistine - 115 points
 8. Duhnold - 115 points
 9. GayJay's Brother - 110 points
10. Mission Control- 95 points

Fuckshitfuck.


Friday, January 17, 2014

A2 Rider List . . .

Check out the throwback look on Barcia's Honda. Radical to the max Bro! The thing is fuckin' bitchin', check out the mock fork boots they threw on there, nice touch. It appears that the JGR Yamaha's will be in ol' school 70's Yammie yellow for this race, while the Rock River Yamaha's will be running the 80's white. Although as you may know, the Euro Yamaha's ran the white pretty hard in 70's and 80's as well, moto history Brah.
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Looks like it's gonna be a race time decision for Josh Grant on whether he races or not and apparently Zach Bell is out for the rest of the season (and maybe forever, seriously). I guess Weimer's a little banged up too but he'll be racing.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, Grant,
The Challengers - Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke
The Injured - Tomac, Canard, Millsaps

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Durham, Hill, Stewart, Nelson,
The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada
The Injured - Politelli, Bell


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah.

Best of El Luck-o at the 2nd Anaheim round y'all!

Phoenix Results . . .

The guy that does the graphics for the leader board needs to step up his typing game if Jason Anderson's gonna keep making these late, last lap, passes on Cole Seely. How many times do you think Seely said 'FUCK!' after this race? I'd venture to say it was easily in the mid 50 range.
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And the Arizona round goes the man forever waiting on his surfboard to be done -

 1. Señor Hermanno - 65 points
 5. ZebraCharlie96 - 50 points
 5. Jason's Nephew - 50 points
 5. Caja Fuerte - 50 points
 5. Max's Uncle - 50 points
 8. Philbin - 45 points
 8. GayJay - 45 points
 8. Kentfeet - 45 points
 9. Uncle Donny - 40 points
10. Mission Control- 35 points WHAT!, GODDAMN IT!, COME ON!


The Overall Scoreage Yo . . .

Dude right here was straight terrorizing the track and demoralizing the competition in Phoenix. Bro takes chances and rides like he's mad at the dirt.
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And the homo out front first is -
 1El Señor Hermanno - 100 points
 3. Boxeo - 90 points
 3. GayJay - 90 points
 5. Maxosity - 85 points
 5. Kenfeets- 85 points
 9. ZC96 - 80 points
 9. GayJay's Brother - 80 points
 9. Philna - 80 points
 9. Uncle Donny - 80 points
10. Mission Control- 65 points

Wow, Tim even broke into the triple digits already, whoa, slow it down lady.

In the six year history of the CFSC, I don't think I've ever been last. This shit sucks.

I quit.




Thursday, January 9, 2014

Phoenix Rider list . . .



Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing (Chief, I'm looking at you).

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, Grant,
The Challengers - Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke
The Injured - Tomac (shoulder) and Goerke (finger) is iffy and will decide Saturday if they're racing or not. Definitely not racing - Canard, Millsaps

250's -
The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Durham, Hill, Bell, Stewart, Nelson,
The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada
The Injured - Politelli (femur)


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah.

*Side - Note : The lovely young lass pictured below is also known as Phoenix. Phoenix Marie actually.

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