Indy rider list . . .

This photo really fucked with me. I wound up looking at it for a split second and noticed so much weird shit I had to stop looking at it 'cause I was getting mad. 

Like seriously, what the fuck is up with that bike? Is it a giant bike or is that supposed to be a tiny guy and horse? Do horses prefer freestyle bikes? What's that GIANT pipe all about? Why is the kickstarter and rear brake on the left side of horses motorcycles? Is the horse making that face 'cause it whiskey throttled the bike and it's scared shitless or is that look 'cause he's super pumped he popped a wheelie? How the fuck is he pinning the throttle like that with his horse hoof? Are there some weird horse pegs in front of the rear axle? I mean, how the fuck is that thing staying on the bike? Is his horse junk just fully getting mashed by the back of the seat or is that normally how horse MXers sit on their bikes? 

I'm not even gonna get started on the dude.

Fuck, I hate this picture.

Another early start - 4:30 so get yo teams in early.

Couple of 250 West guys trying their hand at the big bikes this weekend. Dean Wilson will be on Chad Reed's Kawi 450 and Cole Seely will be on Trey Canard's factory Honda.

Justin' Barcia's out for this round, he's still banged up from last week's crash. Tickle's probably not at 100% either after Alessi's take out move in Atlanta.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -

The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Dungey, Roczen, Brayton, Wilson

The Challengers - Seely, Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Hill, Tickle,  Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti, Grant

The Injured -  Barcia, Canard, Millsaps, Weimer, Reed

250's -

The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Wharton, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese

The Challengers -  A.Martin, Rodriguez, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
DeCotis, Lemoine

The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.

Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Stewart fucked my score last week.

ATL rider list . . .

Pretty sweet photo of Weston yo. I think he's due for another good finish this week.

click on image to enlarge yo.

This one starts hella (a nod to all our Nor Cal CFSC participants) early yo. Fo thuty (4:30) out here on West coast/Left coast/Best coast yo. Get yo teams in early an' shit yo.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -

The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, 

The Challengers - Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti

The Injured -  Canard, Millsaps, Grant

250's -

The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Wharton, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese

The Challengers -  A.Martin, Rodriguez, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
DeCotis, Lemoine

The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.

Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Stewart wins this one and Daytona.

Dallas results and whatnot Bro . . .

Evil Dunge lead New/Old Stew for about a half a lap and then it was game over.

Man, if you didn't pick the 10th place guy this week, you're a REAL suckin' suckbone Bro.

Jason, Kenner, Max, Donald and I correctly picked Mr. Andrew Short as the 10th place Dallas round finisher. Kudos to all of us for being so awesome.

Even more ultra, mega, special, kudos to Max and I for being even more awesome and winning.

 1. HmuthafuckinQ- 60 points
 1. Frikosity - 60 points
 5. Buck's car - 50 points
 5. DRxxxg - 50 points
 5. Kenny- 50 points
 6. Chieftan- 45 points
 7. Timothy Lee Henion - 40 points
 8. Shaken - 35 points
 9. ZC IX VI - 30 points

Overall scores . . .

Here's your top three, right here in this photo. RV leads the series, Kenny's second and James is peering over their shoulders in third.

Things are somehow separating and tightening up concurrently.

 1. SistaErmann- 320 points
 2. Sheiky - 315 points
 3. Bach's Carriage - 310 points
 4. Dawn Hold - 305 points
 6. Mexosity - 295 points
 6. KBeeKeeper- 295 points
 8. Jasoon - 290 points
 8. HQyo - 290 points
 9. ZC96-Y- 275 points

I'm not last anymore. Thank you tiny infant Jesus, hosanna!

Dallas rider list . . .

Max meets Jimmy Albertson and is SUPER excited about it.

All right, this weekend kicks off the East region for the little bikes. Which means a whole new batch of names and faces on the starting line. Choose wisely. Also, this race starts at 5:30 so get your teams in ASAP Brah.

Sorry for the delayed posting this week. I had my best people on the job and they came up short, probably won't happen again (this season anyway).

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -

The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, 

The Challengers - Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti

The Injured -  Canard, Millsaps, Grant

250's -

The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Wharton, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese

The Challengers -  A.Martin, Rodriguez, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
DeCotis, Lemoine

The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.

Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Don't mess with Texas.

San Diego scores . . .

Apparently these dudes were just cruisin' around the SD pits in these get ups.

Dawn and JQueef  pick the 10th place dude.

HQueer, Dawn and JQueef tie for first, that's a whole lot of grown man meat right there.

The rest of you fight for the remaining scraps of points.

 1. Jason - 50 points
 1. Donald - 50 points
 1. Sergio - 50 points
 4. Sheackles - 45 points
 6. Bach's 2nd (bowel) Movement - 40 points
 6. KBKer- 40 points
 7. ZC96 - 35 points
 9. thermann - 30 points
 9. xamosity - 30 points

Overall scores

Sophisticated ladies . . .

Shit's tied Yo!

Bach's Carriage sensuously swings solo in second, stupendous!

Other stuff happens with the rest of you people.

I remain in last - SON OF A . . .

 1. Timothy - 280 points
 1. Shakedown - 280 points
 3. Bach's Carriage - 260 points
 4. Dawn Hold - 255 points
 7. Kenfeets - 245 points
 7. ZCNINESIX- 245 points
 7. Jasoon - 245 points
 8. Megosity - 235 points
 9. HQueer - 230 points

Fare thee well Phillip Q. Treibel

San Diego rider list . . .

For this here San Diego (A.K.A. The Whale's Vagina, A.K.A. Fighter Town USA) round, the motorbike event participants will be rockin' a fair amount of military themed stuff. including but not limited to - Helmets, gear, bike graphics and what have you. Enjoy it won't you. 

7/11 never forget! 

Never forget to get your slurpees that is, mmm, slurpees.

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Allright,
Josh Hill's back.
Nicoletti's in.
Grant, Osborne and Durham are out and if you don't know now you know (R.I.P. Biggie).

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -

The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Barcia, Dungey, Reed, Roczen, 

The Challengers - Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Weimer, Hill, Tickle, Brayton, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti

The Injured -  Canard, Millsaps, Grant

250's -

The Contenders - Webb, Seely, Wilson, Anderson, Hill, Stewart, Nelson,

The Challengers -  McElrath, Ferris, Freeberg, Leib, Ingalls, Aeck, Hinson, Champion, Tedder, Mull, Teillet, Canada

The Injured - Politelli, Bell, Osborne, Durham

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.

Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Stay classy SAN DIEGO.

A3 scores, guey . . .

It's like digital camo Yo.

No one picks 10th place.

Everyone is 9th, 'cept for that s#it c#nt La Hermanita.

 1. Timothy - 60 points
 2. Shake it like a Poloroid picture - 50 points
 3. Megosity - 40 points
 9. Bach's Carriage - 35 points
 9. Dawn Hold - 35 points
 9. K-Miner - 35 points
 9. Chiefette - 35 points
 9. Heyche 0.25s - 35 points
 9. Phillet - 35 points
10. Zcomebackkid96- 30 points

Aye caramba.

Overall scoring and what not . . .

Sweet Mammy Jammy, them there Kwackers will be lookin' sharp this weekend.

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Señorita Hermanita stretches out her cooter?
No!
Stretches out her lead.

Last episode our valiant heroine had the slimmest of leads over the shuddering Shakeman but this week La Señorita is no longer within spitting distance of the drooling, sputtering Shakeman, 15 points now separate our two, less than virtuous characters.

Meanwhile, back at Justice League Headquarters . . .

 1. Timothy - 250 points
 2. Shakedown - 235 points
 3. Bach's Carriage - 220 points
 4. zeeceeninersixer - 210 points
 7. Kenfeets - 205 points
 7. Dawnhold - 205 points
 7. Maxosity - 205 points
 9. Chiefer - 195 points
 9. Phillimina - 195 points
10. Mission Control- 180 points

Still in last, this is gettin' re-dic.