SCOREBOARD!
Once upon a time, back in the day, some stuff happened, stuff like this -
(*Spoiler alert - I win most of these)
DETROIT :
Oh, I win! This happens a couple more times so
save your applause until the end of the post, thank you.
1. Me - 65 points
4. Jason - 45 points
4. Jay - 45 points
4. Zach - 45 points
5. Tim - 40 points
6. Ken - 35 points
8. Dawn - 30 points
8. Steve - 30 points
9. Max - 25 points
Overall scores after DETROIT :
Jay wrestles the lead away from Max,
Tim briefly visits third place.
Steve holds down the caboose.
1. Jay - 505 points
2. Max - 495 points
3. Tim - 490 points
4. Don - 480 points
6. HQ - 475 points
6. Zach - 470 points
7. KBK- 460 points
8. Jason - 455 points
9. Steve - 445 points
TORONTO:
Holy f#ckin' s#it, I win again. Man, am I super awesome or what?
ZC96 and Steve round out the podium.
Pretty much everyone else some how manages to get 8th,
'cept Jay, who musters a very sensual 9th (that 9th feels of luxurious
satin or a fine Mexican black velveteen, you know . . . sexy).
1. Me - 60 points
2. Zach - 50 points
3. Box - 45 points
8. Tim - 40 points
8. KBK - 40 points
8. Max - 40 points
8. Jason - 40 points
8. Don - 40 points
9. Jay - 35 points
Overall scores after TORONTO :
Jay maintains the points lead.
Max and I lock bars and tie for equal 3rd.
Meanwhile Jason and Steve are having a knock down
drag out in the cellar.
1. Jay - 540 points
3. HQ - 535 points
3. Max - 535 points
4. Tim - 530 points
6. Zachary - 520 points
6. Don - 520 points
7. KBK - 500 points
8. Jason - 495 points
9. Box - 490 points
ST. LOUIS:
F#cking Dawn wins.
Kenner lands 2nd.
Many tie for equal sixth.
Jason screws the pooch.
1. Donald - 55 points
2. KBK - 50 points
6. Max - 45 points
6. Jay - 45 points
6. Box - 45 points
6. HQ - 45 points
8. ZC96 - 40 points
8. TLH - 40 points
9. Jason - 35 points
Overall scores after ST. LOUIS :
Jay continues his death grip on first.
Battle continues at the bottom of the rankings 'tween
Boxman and Chief
1. Jay - 585 points
3. Max - 580 points
3. HQ - 580 points
4. Donald - 575 points
5. Tim- 570 points
6. Zach - 560 points
7. KBK - 550 points
8. Steven - 535 points
9. Jason - 530 points
HOUSTON:
Shucks almighty, I done darn won again!
(with a s#itload o' points too). Picking Blose for 10th
helps my cause mightily,
Tim and Kenner take equal 3rd.
Jay tags out Jason to screw the pooch.
1. HQ - 80 points
3. Tim - 65 points
3. KBK - 65 points
4. ZC96 - 60 points
5. Don - 55 points
6. Steven - 50 points
8. Jason - 40 points
8. Max - 40 points
9. Jay - 35 points
Overall scores after HOUSTON :
Me, I'm the leader, put that in your corn cob pipe an' smoke it.
Tim moves into 2nd.
Woempner father and son slide out of podium position.
Boxman opens a bit of a gap on Chief.
1. HQ - 660 points
2. Tim - 635 points
3. Don - 630 points
6. Zach - 620 points
6. Jay - 620 points
6. Max - 620 points
7. KBK - 615 points
8. Steven - 585 points
9. Jason - 570 points
SEATTLE :
Tim wins!
HQ 2nd.
Jay and Jason tie for equal 4th.
Max has a rough one.
1. Tim - 60 points
2. HQ - 55 points
4. Jay - 50 points
4. Jason - 50 points
7. Zach - 45 points
7. Don - 45 points
7. Steve - 45 points
8. KBK - 40 points
9. Max - 30 points
Overall scores after SEATTLE :
Me, I'm the leader, still.
Tim stays in 2nd.
Donny 3rd.
1. HQ - 715 points
2. Tim - 695 points
3. Don - 675 points
4. Jay - 670 points
5. Zach - 665 points
6. Kenner - 655 points
7. Max - 650 points
8. Steven - 630 points
9. Jason - 620 points
Whew alright then, on to the Meadowlands . .
Shucks almighty, I done darn won again!
(with a s#itload o' points too). Picking Blose for 10th
helps my cause mightily,
Tim and Kenner take equal 3rd.
Jay tags out Jason to screw the pooch.
1. HQ - 80 points
3. Tim - 65 points
3. KBK - 65 points
4. ZC96 - 60 points
5. Don - 55 points
6. Steven - 50 points
8. Jason - 40 points
8. Max - 40 points
9. Jay - 35 points
Overall scores after HOUSTON :
Me, I'm the leader, put that in your corn cob pipe an' smoke it.
Tim moves into 2nd.
Woempner father and son slide out of podium position.
Boxman opens a bit of a gap on Chief.
1. HQ - 660 points
2. Tim - 635 points
3. Don - 630 points
6. Zach - 620 points
6. Jay - 620 points
6. Max - 620 points
7. KBK - 615 points
8. Steven - 585 points
9. Jason - 570 points
SEATTLE :
Tim wins!
HQ 2nd.
Jay and Jason tie for equal 4th.
Max has a rough one.
1. Tim - 60 points
2. HQ - 55 points
4. Jay - 50 points
4. Jason - 50 points
7. Zach - 45 points
7. Don - 45 points
7. Steve - 45 points
8. KBK - 40 points
9. Max - 30 points
Overall scores after SEATTLE :
Me, I'm the leader, still.
Tim stays in 2nd.
Donny 3rd.
1. HQ - 715 points
2. Tim - 695 points
3. Don - 675 points
4. Jay - 670 points
5. Zach - 665 points
6. Kenner - 655 points
7. Max - 650 points
8. Steven - 630 points
9. Jason - 620 points
Whew alright then, on to the Meadowlands . .
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