Friday, May 1, 2015

Las Vegas Rider List . . .

Only Jay, Tim and Ken will enter this one and will pick a 450 team plus 450 10th place dude.

Points are doubled. 20 for exact, 10 for top five, 30 for 10th place rider.

Reed's a maybe, Short's out

Enter your teams via e-mail. text or hard copy. Do not post in comments in order to cut down on petty strategery.

Word.

450's -
The Contenders -   Dungey, Tomac, Reed?, Anderson, Seely, Peick, Barcia
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Brayton, Tickle, Chisholm, Wey, LaMay, Partridge
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi, Albertson, Canard, Short, Weimer, Milsaps?

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.

e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer Steven M. Martinez (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

NY / NJ Scores . . .

Zach getting all five 250 guys correct and in order helped his win for sure. Nice Jerb!

 1. Zach - 65 points
 2. Jay - 60 points
 4. Tim - 55 points
 4. HQ- 55 points
 7. Ken - 45 points
 7, Chief - 45 points
 7. Donald - 45 points
 8. Max - 40 points
10. Boxcar - No team
10. Maurice - No team

Overall / Moves to Championship Round . . .

Top Overall Scores.

These three gentlemen move on to the Las Vegas / Championship Round.

 1. Jay - 720 points
 2. Tim - 715 points
 3. KBK- 690 points

Bon chance monsieurs!


Overall / Done for the year . . .

Thanks for playing! Better luck next year!

 4. Max - 595 points
 5. HQ - 590 points
 6. Don- 580 points
 7. Zach - 565 points
 8, Chief - 505 points
 9. M/O/E - 490 points
10. Steven Michael - 410 points

Saturday, April 25, 2015

New Rutherford SX Rider List . . .


Mid - Day Madness -

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Dungey, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely, Peick, Barcia
The Challengers -  McElrath, Grant, Baggett, Brayton, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, LaMay, Partridge
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi, Albertson, Canard, Milsaps?

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Super bummed. Miss you Mom.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer Steven M. Martinez (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Santa Clara . . .

Santa Clara Scores -

Ken got all the 250 dudes right,
did alright with the 450 guys too.

Jay had a big week also.   -

 1. Ken - 90 points
 2. Jay - 75 points
 4. Tim - 55 points
 4. Don- 55 points
 5 .Max - 50 points
 6, HQ - 45 points
 7. Box - 30 points
 8. Chief - 20 points
10. Zach - No team
10. Maurice - No team

Overall points -

Dead heat y'all -

 1. thermann - 660 points
 1. Jay - 660 points
 3. Ken - 645 points
 4. Max - 555 points
 6. Donny - 535 points
 6. HQ - 535 points
 7. Zach - 500 points
 8. M/O/E - 490 points
 9. Chief - 460 points
10. Steve - 410 points

Friday, April 24, 2015

Houston . . .

Houston Scores   -

 1. Tim - 50 points
 2. Donny - 45 points
 4. HQ - 40 points
 4. Jay- 40 points
 5. KBK - 35 points
 0, Zach - No team
 0 Steve - No team
 0. M/O/E - No team
 0. Max - No team
 0. Chief - No team

Overall points -

 1. thermann - 605 points
 2. Jay - 585 points
 3. Ken - 555 points
 4. Max- 505 points
 5. Zach - 500 points
 7. HQ - 490 points
 7. M/O/E- 490 points
 8. Donny - 480 points
 9. Chief - 440 points
10. Steve - 380 points

St. Louis . . .

St. Louis Scores   -

 1. Max - 65 points
 3. Tim - 60 points
 3. Zach - 60 points
 5. Don- 55 points
 5. Jay - 55 points
 8, HQ - 50 points
 8 Ken - 50 points
 8. M/O/E - 50 points
 9. Steve - 45 points
10. Chief - 40 points

Overall points -

 1. thermann - 555 points
 2. Jay - 545 points
 3. Ken - 520 points
 4. Max - 505 points
 5. Zach - 500 points
 6. M/O/E-rice - 490 points
 8. HQ - 450 points
 8. Jason - 440 points
 9. Donny - 435 points
10. Steve - 380 points

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Santa Clara rider list . . .

No one cares, half you fuckers haven't even entered a team the last two weeks. So, why should I do this? Waste of time for everybody.

Enter your team or don't I don't give a fuck. Hopefully, this is the last year this stupid shit happens.
I could be out doin' fun shit, not here doing fucking math.

I have St. Louis and Houston scores but why would I spend another two hours posting that shit if you can't even be bothered to enter a team?

Whatever. if you're into it e-mail me a team for Santa Clara (West) at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com if not, well buena suerte.

Not happening next year.

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Houston Rider List . . .

This is my 10th place pick for tonight thee 27.
Barcia is in for Houston. Jessy Nelson is out. I don't remember what's up with Josh Hill, I think he's out so I put him in the injured list.

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm,  Short, Nicoletti, Wey,  LaMay, Partridge.
The Injured - W.Hahn, Wilson, Roczen, Canard, Weimer, Alessi, Albertson, Hill

250's -
The Contenders -  Osborne, Hill, Bowers, Webb, Stewart, McElrath, Plessinger
The Challengers - Canada, Hansen, Bell, Izzi, T.Hahn, Politelli, A. Martin, Champion
The Injured - Bisceglia, Durham, Leib, Nelson


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Pleep ploop . .

Saturday, March 28, 2015

St Louis . . .

Matt Lemoine was back for the Detroit round . . . for a little while. Oopsie.
450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely, Peick
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Brayton, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge
The Injured - Weimer, Canard, W.Hahn, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi,

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Buried my Mom today. Talk about the suck. FUCK so fucking horrible. Fuck.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer Steven M. Martinez (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Detroit Scores . . .

I'm the only one to pick the 10th place guy (Brayton).

I win again!

Suck it!

Thanks!

 1. Sonny - 60 points
 5. Jason - 55 points
 5. Jay - 55 points
 5. Tim - 55 points
 5. Maurice - 55 points
 7, Steve - 45 points
 7. Donny - 45 points
 9. Max - 40 points
 9. Ken - 40 points
10. Zach - 35 points

Since I won this happens, same one as the last time I won, -


Overall after Detroit . . .

Tomaco . . .
Now. -

 1. thermann - 495 points
 2. Jay - 490 points
 3. Ken - 470 points
 5. Max - 440 points
 5. The Notorious C/M/G - 440 points
 6. Zachristy- 410 points
 8. Jason - 400 points
 8. Sonny - 400 points
 9. Donny - 380 points
10. Steve - 335 points

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Detroit rider list . . .

Brayton's supposed to be back for this round. So . . . pick him, maybe?

5th? 10th? He's fast but don't know what his fitness is like?

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely, Peick
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Brayton, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi,

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Super bummed. Miss you Mom.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer Steven M. Martinez (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Indy scores . . .

Jay got 4 out five exacts on his 450 team.

No one picked the 10th place rider (Jake Weimer).

 1. Jay - 50 points
 3. Max - 45 points
 3. Tim - 45 points
 4. Ken - 40 points
 5. Maurice - 35 points
 7, Zach - 30 points
 7. Donny - 30 points
 8. Steve - 25 points
10. Sonny - 20 points
10. Jason - 20 points

Since Jay won this happens -
Corky, he's a 'special' kind of hero.

Overall scores after Indy . . .

Now. -

 1. thermann - 440 points
 2. Jay - 435 points
 3. Ken - 430 points
 4. Max - 400 points
 5. The Notorious C/M/G - 385 points
 6. Zachristy- 375points
 7. Jason - 345 points
 8. Sonny - 340 points
 9. Donny - 335points
10. Steve - 290 points

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Indy Riders List . . .

Jeebus, it's almost 2am, you would think I'd be done with this by now.

More dudes out this week. In the 4 five ohs - Roczen, Alessi and Hill are out and in the 2 five ohs - Tonus is not suiting up this weekend.

So there, if you don't know, now you know.

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Friese, Chisholm, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia, Roczen, Hill, Alessi,

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, DeCotis
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo, Tonus

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Feeling slightly better. I think. Maybe.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Daytuna scores . . .

Bogle's gotta win one soon right? Maybe? No? Whatta ya say?
 Just a reminder to you all. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste. So regardless of how many Kerouac recitals and museums Charlie The Tuna visits or how many glasses of Dom Perignon he swills down his dirty tuna throat whilst wearing his jaunty beret and ever so hipster Wayfarer glasses he is not gonna be worthy of slaughter by the Starkist Tuna Canning Company (now owned by the Korean Conglomerate Dongwan Industries) or any of it's domestic or offshore subsidiaries. Fuckin' dummy (Charlie The Tuna, not you . . . You're fucking awesome, for realz tho). Info Bro, learn some stuff.
I'm drunk.

No one picked the 10th place guy again. WTF Brah?.

Check this though -

I won muthafuckas.

That's all you really need to know. With the exception of this - LISTEN TO AS MUCH 'HARD GIRLS', 'LANDLORD', 'BENNY THE JET RODRIGUEZ' & 'TOYS THAT KILL' AS YOU CAN! Thanks.

Stuff's getting hard to read and whatnot for me. Lemme know if you have any questions concerning your score this week. Cheers yo.


 1. Yours Truly Yo - 55 points
 5. The PNW's favorite son, Timber - 50 points
 5. Jayster - 50 points
 5. C/M/G - 50 points
 5. ZC IX VI - 50 points
 7, Kennethhookerbitcoinbigfootgoldminer - 45 points
 7. ThatMaxKid - 45 points
 8. JEFE - 40 points
10. Donald / From the Gaelic name Domhnall, which means "ruler of the world' - 35 points
10. Steven / Derived from the Greek name Στέφανος (Stéfanos), in turn from the Greek word "στέφανος", meaning 'wreath, crown, honor, reward' - 35 points


Since I won, this happens . . .
Karen Gilian. Hot as the sun Bro. That lilting Scottish accent just makes it even better.






Friday, March 13, 2015

Overall scores after the Daytona Supercross by Honda round of Monster Energy Supercross an FIM World Championship . . .

Fuck! . . . Goddamn it . . . Marvin's limber. Look at that shit, he's like some kinda contortionist or something. No wonder he's caning everybody. Years of training people, that's how you reach that kind of circus quality contortionism. Damn.
Shit got tighter Yo.

A former owner of what was at it's time the pinnacle of off-road motorized transportation - the Yamaha Tri Moto™, Mr. Rim Canyon takes the lead.

Barely.

Kenner and Jay are essentially the thorns in Timmy's side.

Max, Charles and Zach are in a heated little battle and with nine rounds in the books they still look to have a shot at the overall title.

Truth be told, Jason may still have a shot too. Maybe-ish.

Donny . Steve and I, maybe not so much.


Here's how it looks -

 1. thermann - 395 points
 2. Kenny - 390points
 3. J/A/Y - 385 points
 4. Maxwelt - 355 points
 5. The Notorious C/M/G - 350 points
 6. Zachristy- 345points
 7. Chiefistan - 325 points
 8. Uncle 336g - 270 points
 9. Mission Control - 265points
10. Steve - 230 points

Onto Indy 'cause something has to happen in Indianapolis at some point.
Indiana, ugh. Why?

Also I'd like to take a sec' and give a shout out to Opee The Moto Dog who came to his reward this week. Ride/Rest In Peace Homie! (pours some delicious Beam Rye out on the ground  down his throat in Opee's honor).

Cheers Opee!


Saturday, March 7, 2015

Daytona Riders List . . .

Artsy Daytona shot per usual.
Daytona. I'm going heavy on Martin, Baggett, Dungey and Tomac on this one, 'cause it's kinda more an outdoor race than it is a Supercross but whateves, let's see what happens.

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, Tonus
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, DeCotis, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. I need a job Yo. This unemployed/no structure thing is not
going well at all. I'm slipping right back into 'Suicide Season' and that shit hasn't happened since 2012. Not good Yo.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!


ATL 2 Scores . . .

Jeremy Martin had some sweet ass 70's/80's inspired graphics on his motor scooter.
No one picked the 10th place guy.

I'm incredibly disappointed by this and am contemplating shucking the whole season into the bin.

In any case here's what happened.

Woempner Brothers tie for equal 4th.


 1. Donald Q, Reed -  50 points
 1. Maxwell Montenegro Woempner- 50 points
 4. Chief - 45 points
 4. Jay - 45 points
 6. TLH - 40 points
 6. Zachariahnessmen - 40 points
10, Charles M. - 35 points
10. Mission Control - 35 points
10. Kenner - 35points
10. Esteban - 35 points


Since Uncle Donny (Suzuki Fan) and Maxwell (Geetar and cigarette fan)
kinda won, this happens . . .

For The One -
The tire warmers are a bit much but whatever the graphics are pretty tight Yo (Baggett's bike).

For The Other - 
An absolutely underwhelming Marlboro Guitar case (signed by Gregg Allman or some s#it).

Whata ya gonna do?

Overall score after ATL 2 . . .

Josh Hill's Yammie Ha was flying the 90's GP livery/Doug Henry '97 graphics tribute.
Shit got tight Yo.

Timmy and Kenny have an equal score.

Jay and Max remain in sniffing distance of 1st.

Donny moves up one. I move down one.


Here's how it looks -

 1. KBK - 345 points
 1. thermann - 345 points
 3. Jay - 335points
 4. M/A/X - 310 points
 5. Charles - 300 points
 6. Zach - 295 points
 7. Chief - 285points
 8. Uncle 336g - 270 points
 9. Mission Control - 265points
10. Steve - 230 points

Daytona Yo!

Saturday, February 28, 2015

ATL 2 Rider List Brah . . .

Atlanta 2 Brah. Dig it!

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, Tonus
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, DeCotis, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Here we go! Let's get it started ! . . .

ATL 1 Scores . . .

Look, F#cking Ken laid one down this week, bottom line. The paint fumes focused his moto powers and he came away with a big one for this round. He even somehow managed to pick the 10th place guy, just to pad his queer score even more. Fancy Lad, eh, Kenner? Was Gayfoot's score enough to take back over the overall lead? Well, we will see.

Check your scores. It's late and I started drinking early (I apparently have nothing to lose lately). For serious Bro. check your scores. Please and thank you.


 1. F#ckingKenner -  70 points
 2. Starqueen789- 55 points
 4. ZACHNESS - 45 points
 4. M/O/E - 45 points
 6. TLH - 40 points
 6. Uncle Donny - 40 points
 7. Muckswell - 35 points
 9. Cheat  Chief - 30 points
 9. HQ - 30 points
10. Boxin' it - 20 points

You're going to London! Okay! You're going to London . . . (this is all still part of the pleep, ploop sketch, which someday you all will see.

Maybe today! . . .




The Overall Scorage Bro . . .

Davalos  (47) . . .  I don't know, I think he's been racing the 250 class longer than Hansen at this point. Personally I'm sick of looking at the guy. Move up to the 450's or retire already for f#cks sake.
Butts.
Kenner regains the lead. Strange.
Butts and wieners.
There was some confusion last week as to what 'peens' were. There was some discussion on whether they were peni (which they were). So in order to clarify things this week we will refer to them as wieners, which seems a pretty universal term for peni/cock/dick/dong.

So  - The number one guy is currently The World's Greatest Lover of Butts and Wieners™. thermann winds up as the The Worlds Greatest Lover of Butts and Peens™ everybody else is totally the The Coolest Bro Ever

Mauri moves up one, Max moves down one.

Here's how it looks -

 1. KBK - 310 points
 2. thermann - 305 points
 3. Jay - 290 points
 4. M/O/E - 265 points
 5. mixwell - 260 points
 6. Zach - 255 points
 7. Chief - 240points
 8. HQ - 230 points
 9. Donald - 220 points
10. Steve - 195 points

On to Atlanta deux, les homos . . .

Friday, February 20, 2015

ATL1 Rider List . . .

The first of two Atlantas. Dig it!

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn,  Brayton, Wilson, Barcia

250's -
The Contenders -  Musquin, Savatgy, Lemoine, Bogle, Martin, Friese, Davalos, Tonus
The Challengers - Hampshire, Rodriguez, DeCotis, Cantanzaro, Peters, Audette, Oldenburg, Alix, Cunningham, Smith
The Injured -  Cianciarulo

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Pleep ploop . . .

Dallas Scores . . .

Savatgy looked pretty good, I say he wins one before the season's over.
Jason (kinda) wins for the 3rd time, although he does share this win with the young-blood duo of Maxosity5000 and ZC9XI.

Nonebody (*YES I meant to spell it that way) picked the 10th place dude. Bummer Broski.

What if I told you - You Momma so fat, she sat on her iphone and turnt it into an ipad. Would that make you concerned for your mother's weight and blood pressure and also the diabeetus that the poor woman would probably have? I sure hope so. 'Cause if indeed yo Momma's large enough to change the shape and size of a phone into the shape and size of a tablet, well Cap'n, thats something pretty special. I mean to be able to generate the correct pressure and heat to flatten an object as robustly built as an iphone and shift it's shape into that of an ipad, that's gotta be near impossible right?

I might be drinkin'.


 1. Chiefer - 20 points
 1. Maximus - 20 points
 1. ZCIX6 -  20 points
 9. HQ- 15 points
 9. BOX! - 15 points
 9. KBK - 15 points
 9. Charles M. Gyenes - 15 points
 9. Starpeen69 - 15 points
 9. shermann- 15points
10.Uncle Donald- 10 points

Is that the end of the song? 'Cause I gotta say if it is, I loved it! . . .

Oh yeah, since Jason kinda won this happens . . .


Overall scores Yo . . .

Them KTM fellers sure are happy for some reason.
Butts.
Butts and peens.
The number one guy is currently The World's Greatest Lover of Butts and Peens
Everyone else is totally the The Coolest Bro Ever

Hey now! Max moves up, M/O/E moves down.

Here's how it looks -

 1. Tim - 265 points
 2. KBK - 240 points
 3. Jay - 235 points
 4. Maxi___ - 225 points
 5. M/O/E - 220 points
 7. Zach - 210 points
 7. Chief - 210 points
 8. HQ - 200 points
 9. Donald - 180 points
10. Steve - 175 points

Let us enjoy the first of two Atlanta's, shall we?

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Dallas Rider list . . .

Gonna go 450's only this week. All these East division kids are coming in cold, so who knows who's gonna do what. I figure we watch the two five ohs this week and then put them in the mix next week once they have a race under their belt.

So again, 450s only this week, plus the 450 10th place guy.

Peick's supposed to try and race this week but he's gonna be a game time decision so pick him at your own peril.

No need to/don't pick a 250 team.

Cheers!

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge. Peick
The Injured - W.Hahn, Brayton, Wilson, Barcia


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

San Diego Scores . . .

Jason wins (again? I think this is his 2nd win this year.), which means he'll receive a special treat maybe this week. Chief was also the only person to pick the 10th place dude this week (Anderson).

A LOT of you got escrewed (*español for screwed. No, actually that's not really español) by your 250 teams. Kenfoot, Jay, Charles, Zach, Tim and Steven I'm looking at you.

 1. Chiefer - 55 points
 2. Maximus - 50 points
 5. ZC96 -  40 points
 5. HQ- 40 points
 5. Uncle Donny - 40 points
 8. KBK - 35 points
 8. Charles M. Gyenes - 35 points
 8. Starpeen69 - 35 points
10. Mighty Mighty Boxtone- 30 points
10. thermann- 30 points

Ah pleep, ploop, pleep, ploop ah pleepity, ploop . . .

Oh yeah, since Jason won this happens . . .





Overall Scores after Saint Diego . . .

Tim may have lost the battle but he's still winning the war.
Jason moves up one, Zach moves down one.
Everyone else kinda stays the same.

Here's how it breaks down -

 1. Tim - 250 points
 2. KBK - 225 points
 3. Jay - 220 points
 5. Maurice - 205 points
 5. Max - 205 points
 7. Zach - 190 points
 7. Chief 190 points
 8. HQ - 185 points
 9. Donald - 170 points
10. Steve - 160 points

East Coast now for six weeks or so.

Saturday, February 7, 2015

San Diego rider list . . .

Barcia is out for San Diego and maybe longer after a mid-week crash while practicing. Tickle is back in after missing A3.
Alessi is still a dumb, dumb.

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson, Seely
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Tickle, Alessi, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge.
The Injured - W.Hahn, Peick, Brayton, Wilson, Barcia

250's -
The Contenders -  Nelson, Osborne, Hill, Bowers, Webb, Stewart, McElrath, Plessinger
The Challengers - Canada, Hansen, Bell, Izzi, T.Hahn, Politelli, A. Martin, Champion
The Injured - Bisceglia, Durham, Leib

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Pleep ploop . . .

A3 Scoreage Broage . . .

This was a very clear and definitive win for this weeks winner.
The winner is also the only one who picked the 10th place 450 dude.

Zach posts a good score and nabs 2nd (would have been tied for the win with this weeks winner, if this weeks winner hadn't of picked the 10th place dude).

Steve lands on the podium for the first time (maybe?) this year. Good on ya Bro!

 1. Rim Canyon - 65 points
 z. Zachariah - 50 points
 3. The Boxcar™ -  45 points
 6. HQ- 40 points
 6. Starshiney748 - 40 points
 6. Methwell - 40 points
 7. Uncle Donnie - 35 points
10. MODrice - 30 points
10. Chief- 30 points
10. Fuckin' Kenner - 30 points

The winner kinda handed out a paddlin'.

Oh well there's always this week.

Overall Scores after A3 . . .

There has been a change at the top of the results. Former CFSC champ therman now sits atop the leader board. KBK had unfortunate timing for a sub average score, while Tim posted one of the higher scores of the season so far

Jay retains his podium position.
Zach jumps a couple spots up the standings.

Here's how it breaks down -

 1. Tim - 220 points
 2. KBK - 190 points
 3. Jay - 185 points
 4. Maurice - 170 points
 5. Max - 155 points
 6. Zach - 150 points
 7. HQ- 145 points
 8. Chief - 135 points
10. Donald - 130 points
10. Steve - 130 points

On to Petco Brah!

Saturday, January 31, 2015

A3 (there is just one too many Anaheim races in my opinion) Rider List . . .

This will be the dude running the red plate at A3.
Click on image to enlarge.
Tickle's sittin' this one out, he came up short on the same triple as Roczen and jacked up his back.
That triple really did a number on those RCH/ Soaring Eagle/ Jimmy John's/ Suzuki dudes.

Again, Alessi is maybe in or maybe out, who knows with the clown show they run over there
but supposedly his knee is still fucked but he's gonna try and race.

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Barcia, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Seely, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge.
The Injured - W.Hahn, Peick, Brayton, Wilson, Tickle, Alessi(?)

250's -
The Contenders -  Nelson, Osborne, Hill, Bowers, Webb, Stewart, McElrath, Plessinger
The Challengers - Canada, Hansen, Bell, Izzi, T.Hahn, Politelli, A. Martin, Champion
The Injured - Bisceglia, Durham, Leib

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Come on Canada, show us your songs!



Oakland Scores and such . . .

Kenny's lucky he didn't get more jacked up after getting impatient and then coming up short on that triple. Bet he doesn't do that again.
Click image to enlarge.
Oh so many Winners this week.
Let's see . . . um, there's Me, Kenner, Tim and Jay.
Congratulations fellow awesome amesomeness fellows.
Jason once again picks the lowest scoring team in the 450 class (5 whole points!).
No one picks the 10th place guy (Anderson).

 1. HQ - 40 points
 1. KBK - 40 points
 1. Timmy - 40 points
 1. Jay - 40 points
 5. Donnie - 35 points
 7. Boxcar -  30 points
 7. Maurie- 30 points
 8. Zach- 25 points
 9. Max - 20 points
10.Chief- 15 points

Since Tim kinda of won, this happens. -
Click to enlarge image (you really should).



Friday, January 30, 2015

Overall Scores after Oakland . . .

Mookie was gettin' some off the start, that's fo' sure, fo' sure.
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Overall after Oakland:

It's still Kenner in the lead some how.
Tim can't seem to make up any ground on ol' KBK in the last two weeks. Still a 5 point difference between 1st and 2nd.

Jay and Maurie swap places from last week.
Jason moves up a couple spots after a points revision,
15 points added from A1 (picked Reed, wasn't given bonus).

 1. Ken - 160 points
 2. Tim - 155 points
 3. Jay - 145 points
 4. Maurice - 140 points
 5. Max - 115 points
 7. HQ - 105 points
 7. Chief - 105 points
 8. Zach - 100 points
 9. Donald - 95 points
10. Steve - 85 points

A3 this weekend, supposed to be a retro race,
whatever that means.


Saturday, January 24, 2015

Oakland Rider List

For Moto (or for most things really) you need properly functioning ACLs and MCLs in your knees, Currently, Deano does not meet that 'properly functioning' standard.
Click to enlarge image.
Jeebus, the injuries are kinda starting to stack up already and there's only been three races.

Wilson's out for the rest of the season (maybe the year).
Bummer deal Bro. Brayton's out for a while. Peick's out for a bit too, which means Phil Nicoletti's in. Alessi is maybe in or maybe out, who knows with the clown show they run over there
but supposedly his knee is fucked.

In the 250's Leib's a maybe, with a jacked up shoulder.

Pick wisely.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Barcia, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson
The Challengers -  Grant, Baggett, Seely, Friese, Chisholm, Hill, Short, Nicoletti, Wey, Weimer, Tickle,  Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, J. Sipes, Partridge.
The Injured - W.Hahn, Peick, Brayton, Wilson, Alessi(?)

250's -
The Contenders -  Nelson, Osborne, Hill, Bowers, Webb, Stewart, McElrath, Plessinger
The Challengers - Canada, Hansen, Bell, Izzi, T.Hahn, Politelli, A. Martin, Champion
The Injured - Bisceglia, Durham, Leib(?)

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Bitte und danké.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Last weekend's golfing was rad, we should do that again soon.

A2 Scores . . .

Poor Jessy Nelson, it was all titties and beer up until this point. If he could have kept it on two wheels I think he would of won his second race of the season. Oh well.
Click on image to enlarge.
Yo! What's up Max? You gonna enter a team this week?
I looked in the comments of the Rider List, checked my
e-mail and both of my phones (soon to be only one phone)
and didn't see a team from you, so, - you got the same team
as last week.

Tim and Donnie tie for first this week.
Steve and Jason had a rough go of it in the 450 class.
No one picks the 10th place guy (Baggett).

 1. Donald - 45 points
 1. Tim - 45 points
 6. Mauri - 40 points
 6. Jay - 40 points
 6. HQ - 40 points
 6. KBK -  40 points
 7. Zach - 35 points
 8. Max - 30 points
10. Jason - 25 points
10. Steve - 25 points

Do hot dogs really need to be refrigerated?

Overall Points . . .

Lot a green in this picture. Also, what's up with Milsaps? Is he hurt? Does he not like the bike?
Whatever it is it's weird 'cause he should be placing better than he is.
Click to enlarge image.
Overall after A2 :
Ken continues to lead. Somewhere Big Foot is smiling.
Tim and Mo keep their podium positions.
Donnie moves up one, Steve moves down one.

 1. Ken - 120 points
 3. Tim - 115 points
 3. Mauri - 110 points
 5. Jay - 105 points
 5. HQ - 105 points
 6. Max -  95 points
 8. Jason - 75 points
 8. Zach - 75 points
 9. Donnie - 60 points
10. Steve - 55 points

Oakland this week, That place is weird, really soft dirt.

Friday, January 16, 2015

A2 rider list . . .

This my pick for the 250 class win at A2, A. Plessinger numero 157.

It's really early in the season but it seems like Kenny and Eli are THE guys. I still fully expect Trey, Davi and Dungey to pick off a win here right quick. Also, I reckon this is the week Reed puts it in the top 5.

Best 'o luck Brahs.

450's -
The Contenders -  Short, Milsaps, Barcia, Dungey, Canard, Roczen, Tomac, Reed, Anderson
The Challengers - Brayton, Grant, Wilson, Baggett, Seely, Friese, Chisholm, Alessi, Hill, Short, Peick, Wey, Weimer, Tickle,  Metcalfe, LaMay, Albertson, Canada, J. Sipes, Partridge.
The Injured - W.Hahn

250's -
The Contenders -  Nelson, Osborne, Hill, Bowers, Webb, Bisceglia, Stewart, Durham
The Challengers - Plessinger, McElrath, Hansen, Bell, Izzi, T.Hahn, Politelli, Leib, A. Martin, Champion

Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be also pick who you think the top five 250 riders will be. Por favor y gracias.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Birthday! Mauri! Ken! Whooo!