This photo really fucked with me. I wound up looking at it for a split second and noticed so much weird shit I had to stop looking at it 'cause I was getting mad.
Like seriously, what the fuck is up with that bike? Is it a giant bike or is that supposed to be a tiny guy and horse? Do horses prefer freestyle bikes? What's that GIANT pipe all about? Why is the kickstarter and rear brake on the left side of horses motorcycles? Is the horse making that face 'cause it whiskey throttled the bike and it's scared shitless or is that look 'cause he's super pumped he popped a wheelie? How the fuck is he pinning the throttle like that with his horse hoof? Are there some weird horse pegs in front of the rear axle? I mean, how the fuck is that thing staying on the bike? Is his horse junk just fully getting mashed by the back of the seat or is that normally how horse MXers sit on their bikes?
I'm not even gonna get started on the dude.
Fuck, I hate this picture.
Another early start - 4:30 so get yo teams in early.Couple of 250 West guys trying their hand at the big bikes this weekend. Dean Wilson will be on Chad Reed's Kawi 450 and Cole Seely will be on Trey Canard's factory Honda.
Justin' Barcia's out for this round, he's still banged up from last week's crash. Tickle's probably not at 100% either after Alessi's take out move in Atlanta.
Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.
450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Dungey, Roczen, Brayton, Wilson
The Challengers - Seely, Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Hill, Tickle, Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti, Grant
The Injured - Barcia, Canard, Millsaps, Weimer, Reed
250's -
The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Wharton, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese
The Challengers - A.Martin, Rodriguez, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
DeCotis, Lemoine
DeCotis, Lemoine
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy
Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.
You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!
Stewart fucked my score last week.
Stewart fucked my score last week.
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Roczen
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Dungey
Wilson
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Cianciarulo
Baggett
Wharton
Davalos
Bogle
Bogle
I don't want Bogle to finish 5th and 6th I just Boggled the keys. Over.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Reed still in the contenders?
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bogle
Dear Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteMr. Reed is still in the contenders segment 'cause sometimes I drink while I'm doing this ridiculous shit and sometimes when I'm drinking I wind up being not at my tippy top editing wise, so I will on occasion miss some shit, like not moving Reed into the fucking injured segment. My deepest apologies for any inconvenience my oversight concerning Reed's health status may have caused.
cheers,
-Mission Control
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10 Seely
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3 Baggett
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5 J. Martin
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sorry i know its late
crap...roczen 4th and brayton 5th
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