Friday, February 28, 2014

Indy rider list . . .

This photo really fucked with me. I wound up looking at it for a split second and noticed so much weird shit I had to stop looking at it 'cause I was getting mad. 

Like seriously, what the fuck is up with that bike? Is it a giant bike or is that supposed to be a tiny guy and horse? Do horses prefer freestyle bikes? What's that GIANT pipe all about? Why is the kickstarter and rear brake on the left side of horses motorcycles? Is the horse making that face 'cause it whiskey throttled the bike and it's scared shitless or is that look 'cause he's super pumped he popped a wheelie? How the fuck is he pinning the throttle like that with his horse hoof? Are there some weird horse pegs in front of the rear axle? I mean, how the fuck is that thing staying on the bike? Is his horse junk just fully getting mashed by the back of the seat or is that normally how horse MXers sit on their bikes? 

I'm not even gonna get started on the dude.

Fuck, I hate this picture.
Another early start - 4:30 so get yo teams in early.

Couple of 250 West guys trying their hand at the big bikes this weekend. Dean Wilson will be on Chad Reed's Kawi 450 and Cole Seely will be on Trey Canard's factory Honda.

Justin' Barcia's out for this round, he's still banged up from last week's crash. Tickle's probably not at 100% either after Alessi's take out move in Atlanta.

Make sure to check the list of the injured below. Would hate for someone to pick somebody that was jacked up and possibly not racing.

450's -
The Contenders - Stewart, Villopoto, Dungey, Roczen, Brayton, Wilson
The Challengers - Seely, Tomac, Alessi, Tedesco, W.Hahn, Hill, Tickle,  Short, Peick, Chisholm, Wey, Goerke, Nicoletti, Grant
The Injured -  Barcia, Canard, Millsaps, Weimer, Reed

250's -
The Contenders - Baggett, Davalos, Cianciarulo, Wharton, Bogle, J.Martin, Friese
The Challengers -  A.Martin, Rodriguez, Bisceglia, Thompson, Cunningham, Owen, Peters,
DeCotis, Lemoine
The Injured - Musquin, Savatgy


Please pick your top five 450 riders plus who you think the 10th place 450 rider will be.
Also pick your top five 250 riders in the order you believe they will finish.

You can enter your team in the comments section below or e-mail me your team at sergio.heartburn@gmail.com or text me your team, call the CFSC Chief Operations Officer (Boxcar) for my number. Thanks Brah!

Stewart fucked my score last week.

13 comments:

  1. 450 -

    Villopoto
    Roczen
    Stewart
    Dungey
    Wilson

    10 - Short

    250 -

    Cianciarulo
    Baggett
    Wharton
    Davalos
    Bogle
    Bogle

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  2. I don't want Bogle to finish 5th and 6th I just Boggled the keys. Over.

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  3. Why is Reed still in the contenders?

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  4. 450
    stewart
    villo
    roczen
    brayton
    wilson

    10- short

    250
    davalos
    cianciarulo
    baggett
    wharton
    bogle

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  5. Dear Anonymous,
    Mr. Reed is still in the contenders segment 'cause sometimes I drink while I'm doing this ridiculous shit and sometimes when I'm drinking I wind up being not at my tippy top editing wise, so I will on occasion miss some shit, like not moving Reed into the fucking injured segment. My deepest apologies for any inconvenience my oversight concerning Reed's health status may have caused.
    cheers,
    -Mission Control

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  6. 450
    1 Stewart
    2 RV
    3 Roczen
    4 Dungey
    5 Short

    10 Seely

    250
    1 Davalos
    2 Cianciarulo
    3 Baggett
    4 Bogle
    5 J. Martin

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  7. Stewert
    rv
    roczen
    dungey
    wilson
    tickle

    250
    cianciarulo
    davalos
    bagget
    wharton
    bogle

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  8. Dungey
    Roczen
    Villopoto
    Stewart
    Hahn
    10 Grant

    Cianciarulo
    Davalos
    Bagget
    Wharton
    Martin

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  9. Dungey
    Stewart
    Villo
    Barcia
    Roczen

    10: Short

    Cianciarulo
    bagget
    davalos
    bogle
    wharton

    sorry i know its late

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  10. crap...roczen 4th and brayton 5th

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  11. Villo
    Dungey
    Barcia
    Roczen
    stewert
    10th Peick

    Cianciarulo
    Bagget
    Bogie
    J. Martin
    Davalos

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  12. Stewart
    RV
    Dungey
    Roczen
    Hahn

    10Short

    Davalos
    Baggett
    Cianciarulo
    Wharton
    Lemoine

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